A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.
She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor.
After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Oh...he is breast fed!", replied the woman.
"Well then, strip down to your waist," orders the doctor.
She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table.
The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.
The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says -
"No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don't have any milk!"
The woman with a wry grin on her face responds..."Well of course I don't."
"I'm his aunt - but I'm SURE GLAD I brought him in!"
2007-12-16 07:18:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
This is so good. Very funny. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-12-16 07:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by curious connie 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing I could add for this answer as all here have answered so beautifully. So, I guess I will just say that I agree with them and thank you for the laugh!! Keep them coming.
2007-12-16 12:02:32 · answer #2 · answered by sherry 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I read it on here a couple of days ago, its still a good joke
2007-12-16 18:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought I'd heard most all of the doctor/female jokes but that's a new one. This group is funnier than the joke category, thanks for the laughs.
2007-12-16 07:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes a right belly laugh. I had not hear that one before
2007-12-16 07:22:28 · answer #5 · answered by Scouse 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah i think the comparable esp. whilst he has to have photos i cry with him i do experience undesirable everytime we ought to hold him he used to cry as quickly as we undressed him reason he knew what grew to become into coming now he crys whilst they ought to hold him all the way down to seem in his ears he hates that even whilst his ears are sparkling he dont choose u to clutter with them lol i additionally hate it whilst they inquire from me to help carry him down i in simple terms opt to take him returned in my palms and say ok do what u ought to whilst i carry him yet i comprehend he has to place down and enable them to verify him out its in order that painful to observe and pay attention him cry basically in some situations he would be in a superb temper and not cry esp,. whilst his fav. wellness practitioner is presented in its my cousin she is a woman and he likes to flirt with women folk lol he will smile and chortle at her its additionally a superb project that the nurses are those to offer the photos so as that he dont worry the wellness practitioner themselves jsut the nurses lol they are clever for doing that.i'm dreading next month he will have his one 12 months verify up and wager what extra photos :( i'm so unhappy y do they hve to adhere him returned.the only project i'm able to do to hlep him is to make confident he has had his tylenol earlier we bypass to help witht he soreness.good success and no there is not something u can do yet %. them returned up and supply them a super kiss and hug as quickly as its throughout a minimum of that helps my son whilst they do his photos he screams and cries yet whilst she is executed and that i'm able to %. him up its like magic he stops crying and that makes me experience actual good that i could have that result on him.
2016-10-01 22:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are definitely the gem across the ocean!!!
2007-12-16 08:00:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
+10.lol
2007-12-16 13:07:55 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles Suzie!!!!!!!! Now.. what was the name of that doctor? lol
2007-12-16 09:43:29 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
GOOD one, Suzie. I hadn't heard that one b4.
TOOOOoooooo funny
2007-12-16 07:26:06 · answer #10 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
doh, silly woman
2007-12-16 07:24:57 · answer #11 · answered by Diamond 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋