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excluding the flying reindeers???

2007-12-16 09:33:04 · 17 answers · asked by clara M. 2 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

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So nobody can tell him he needs to stop and ask directions?

I give up, why?

2007-12-16 09:37:11 · answer #1 · answered by Isadora 6 · 3 0

If you reeked of reindeer you'd have to ride alone too. Mrs Claus bailed out a LONG time ago; she just sticks around for the perks that come with the title.

2007-12-16 10:20:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

while my kin lived interior the rustic, we continually bundled up heat whilst the turkey became into roasting on Christmas Day. Our pal had 2 desirable Clydesdales which he would harness as much as a sleigh, finished with pink ribbons and bells and he'd take all 18 individuals for an attractive long sleigh holiday. we would additionally go by making use of horse and sleigh out to the Sugar Bush interior the spring and faucet the maple timber. Then later, we would return out, assemble the pails of sap and boil it down into maple syrup. If there became into snow, we would pour the syrup over the snow and have snow cones. those are suggestions i will continually cherish.......and so diverse from right this moment and age while infants on Christmas day take a seat indoors twiddling with new iphones, ipods, video games, etc.

2016-11-03 12:16:29 · answer #3 · answered by zeckzer 4 · 0 0

Santa Claus rides alone because Mrs. Claus is too exhausted to ride along. How would you feel after making all those gifts and having to wrap them? Sure Santa has a big grin on his face but his Mrs. is terribly worn out. I hope she took some non-aspirin before she went to bed!

2007-12-16 11:03:33 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa B 2 · 0 0

"He travels fastest who travels alone " - R Kipling

"Old Santa Claus, he flies out of the West
And of all the daft reindeer
Red Rudolf was best
And in his large sack, he had presents galore
For all those still alone, or unloved, or the poor!

For, at Christmas time
A kind man must fly fast
To correct all the errors of this year, at last."
-DJP

2007-12-17 05:05:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Like a man should, he saw his busy wife was tired and gave her rest. Like a good person, he is helping children and others.
Like a responsible person, he takes his pets out and gives them exercise and fun! Like a good boss, he lets his workers have rest, go home to the family and enjoy life.
He is thoughtful and selfless.
[but, he could use a nice change of outfits!]
happy holidays!

2007-12-17 22:16:35 · answer #6 · answered by caves51 4 · 0 0

Mrs Claus gets to enjoy the peace and quiet and take a long deserved nap.

2007-12-17 04:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0 0

Imagine...you've been doing a route for thousands of years, have to make sure you visit all the kids in different countries...that takes concentration. Last thing he needs is" You're too close to that star" and " I think one of the ropes is flapping." in his ear.

2007-12-16 22:01:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Santa never rides alone... you just can't see us, it requires a pure heart to see us when we are in stealth mode! Fairy dust helps, but we are very particular on who we give that out to!

Perhaps you would like us to change your name for you like you did for dear Wally?
Kay-0-peck-tail, I'm sure you can find that at wallyworld! W00t!

there goes my happy hippo!

2007-12-16 09:54:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Because the sugar cookies give him awful bad gas.

2007-12-16 11:22:50 · answer #10 · answered by judy b 4 · 0 0

He's to busy to entertain a passenger and he certainly doesn't need a back seat driver.

2007-12-16 09:57:57 · answer #11 · answered by curious connie 7 · 4 0

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