Dere Santee, Pleez brang me a nuw dikshunary that spells werds tha way I sae them. It wood be a lot eezeur than me lurning ta spell them rite. That un you brout me las yeer aint no good. I caint find nuthin n it. Thaink yew,
or Dear Santa, I was hopin you could spring for a vasectomy for Ken. He and Barbie have been way to BUSY this year-if ya know what I mean. Little dolls are popping up everywhere round here. Oh and some prozac would be nice as well. or
Dear Santa, Bring me some things that I want and not what I need. Instead of of a hot shaver I want a shaved hottie, instead of a new coat, I want a coat of arms. Instead of a bottle of Jack Daniels I'd like a case of jack Daniels.
2007-12-16 06:16:12 · 13 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
sounds like you are missing "The Country Cuzzins". I know I am !
2007-12-16 15:15:46 · answer #1 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Were the hell do you get off reading my letter to Santee. I hope you get cold in yor stockins................lol.
The Barbie corvette is has been repo'd..Ken was liquored up again, lost his job @ the mill. Found out the Barbie was seeing GI Joe on the side...that kungFu grip thing won her over.
2007-12-16 14:29:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've read them now, I think I might have actually written that first one. LOL T'woodn't that there be a won'erful dikshunary and everyone 'ed have to learn to talk 'country' lik me. LOL
Thanks for the laugh, SC. ---Luvs
2007-12-16 14:52:47 · answer #3 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sounds more Redneck than Southern. There are a lot of them here.
2007-12-16 17:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds a little more ignorant than the part of the South that I live in.
2007-12-16 15:33:01 · answer #5 · answered by Georgia Girl 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Sounds like you have had a case of Jack Daniels.
Why are you wasting time?
2007-12-16 15:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by plyjanney 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Anyone with smarts would ask for a case of Southern Comfort, -------------;0)
2007-12-16 15:10:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, sounds southern to me, hahahahaha
I was wondering if you had survived the tornado, in Pasco county
Merry Christmas
2007-12-16 14:21:41 · answer #8 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I did, very funny. Merry Christmas!
Here's a star!
2007-12-16 14:27:37 · answer #9 · answered by Smoky 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Y'all just a buncha smart alecks. We'uns might just be rednecks down here in th' Ozarks, and we'uns might just take off-ense to y'alls a pokin' fun at us..................... .
Whur's my bottle a Southern Comfort anyhows?..........Think I misput it sumwhurs..........
2007-12-16 16:42:47 · answer #10 · answered by Isadora 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋