Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six-pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach standing there. This time he was knee'd in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then he left.
The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor. The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded.
"Not much" answered the doctor. "There's just a nasty bug going around."
2007-12-16 08:05:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Hope that sucker stays on the far side of the loch --- chuckle yuk
2007-12-16 09:28:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The truth is that several times throughout history, various writings have been included and excluded from the modern 'cannon'. We do not have original documents to compare things to, so what we have has been copied numerous times by various scribes. Scribes are human, and subject to their own egos and the wishes of others, whether implied or explicit. If a scribe thought that King James wanted a particular translation of a word or phrase, then he may well have written it that way. I don't think most people believe it was a huge conspiracy to trick the Christians. But the Bible has definitely changed, though we don't necessarily know in what ways. Blessings!
2016-04-09 07:32:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that gave us all a good laugh. I had never heard that one before at all. Seriously why don't you write a book?? You make me happy and I know you make others laugh as well. On your question of poor Frank I think the Doctor was telling him the truth but for Frank's sake I would lay off the drink until that bug is gone!!
2007-12-16 11:40:35 · answer #3 · answered by sherry 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I swear dear, you and Fisherman should compile a book, then share the proceeds with all of us po' folk laughing on the floor!!!
2007-12-16 08:49:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Can you say, "RAID"! I doubt even that would kill a 6 foot cockroach! Yikes. Funny...it made me giggle.
2007-12-16 08:29:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That one really did make me lol instead of only smiling. Keep up the good work!
2007-12-16 08:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
a longer version of an old joke
2007-12-16 08:09:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes made me laugh!
2007-12-16 13:38:00 · answer #8 · answered by SandyO 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
+10.lol
2007-12-16 13:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-12-16 08:08:30 · answer #10 · answered by kimandellie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋