An old lady walks into a plastic surgeon's office and tells him she wants a facelift. He says "Well, we have three models. The first is for $1000 and is guaranteed for one year, the second is $3000 and is guaranteed for 3 years and the last is $5000 and it is guaranteed for 5 years."
The old lady says "Well tell me about them."
The doctor says, "For $1000 you are going to get a half-*** job that you pay very little for."
She responds, "Forget that one, what about the next one."
He explains, "For $3000 we do a much better job and pay close attention to detail, but it is only guaranteed for 3 years."
The lady says, "No, that's no good either, what about the last one."
The doctor replies, "For $5000 you are going to get the best facelift with a feature that is on the cutting edge of plastic surgery. There will be a screw attached to the back of your head and if you notice your face sagging, just come back in and we will tighten the screw."
The lady is delighted and has the surgery. About 6 months later she comes back to the office very upset. "Doctor, I want my money back because I look horrible. Look at these bags under my eyes!"
The doctor leans back in his chair and says, "Lady you aren't getting anything back. Those bags under your eyes are your **** and if you keep messing with that screw, you're going to have a mustache."
2007-12-16 07:46:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Another star, but I am going to tell Robin Williams you are using his material!
2007-12-16 07:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best
2007-12-16 07:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol!! you got me again. Seems I am a little slow on the uptake tonight. If you don't write that book I am going to write it for you!!
2007-12-16 11:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by sherry 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I heard that explains the goatee but very very funny both ways. star!!
2007-12-17 05:14:27 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Up lifting as usual
2007-12-16 18:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
She had better luck taking the baby in --- guffaw
2007-12-16 09:07:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
+10.lol
2007-12-16 13:07:11 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hell no your aunt shouldn't listen to that doctor.
2007-12-16 07:52:04 · answer #8 · answered by Uzma I 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
nice best laugh i have had all day thank you
2007-12-16 07:52:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol
Very, very good.
xx
2007-12-16 07:51:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋