Senior Citizens

Sometimes you just have to wear you briefs!

2007-10-03 13:46:02 · 15 answers · asked by Old Woman 3

I can't remember where the bathroom is in the middle of the night, when I'm not home. I've bumped into the wall too many times in hotels and other discrete places. Call me an*l, but I carry a night light with me everwhere I travel.

2007-10-03 13:44:33 · 21 answers · asked by Old Woman 3

These would be buildings like the Brown Derby, Dino the Dinosaur for Sinclair gasoline or a big donut-shaped building to buy donuts, etc.
We use to have a gigantic chair that advertised a furniture store where I use to live.

2007-10-03 12:35:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was given a violation notice from Y/A about my question regarding Britney Spears checking into a posh hotel after losing custody of her children, For those who asswered, I am sorry that you lost your points. It was actually the headlines in a newspaper that I wrote word for word...sorry guys!

2007-10-03 12:32:42 · 18 answers · asked by slk29406 6

2007-10-03 11:20:56 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

They arrived side by side at St Peter's door and he said come in. He reviewed their past and said--you have both been good men so I am going to let you return to earth for a year as anything you want to be. The men stood there and the Indian said---I want to be an Eagle. OO eee he was gone. Then the cowboy pondered a bit and said I want to be (in a deep voice) a stud. OO eee he was gone. A year goes by and St Pete says to an angel you need to bring back the Indian. She said--where do I begin, he said ah just go to Wrangle Alaska and ask the autobon society who the new eagle is and you have him. Bam the two return to Heaven. The next angel says where do I go to find the cowboy? St Pete says---well that is going to be a bit harder to do, he is in a snow tire somewhere in North Dakota. Do ya thing the cowboy screwed up??

2007-10-03 11:05:38 · 10 answers · asked by lilabner 6

did eny one else have a problem getting on answers a few hours ago.i lost my answers link and could not get on her for a least 2 hours.eny one else experience problems today?

2007-10-03 10:36:56 · 18 answers · asked by alcaholicdemon 7

"I stand by the Door."
I stand by the door.
I neither go too far in, nor stay too far out,.
The door is the most important door in the world.
It is the door through which men walk when they find God.
There's no use in my going way inside, and staying there, When so many are still outside and they, as much as I,
Crave to know where the door is.
And all that so many ever find
Is only a wall where a door ought to be.
They creep along the wall like blind men, with outstretched, groping hands;
Feeling for a door, knowing there must be a door,
Yet they never find it...
So I stand by the door.

2007-10-03 10:24:37 · 11 answers · asked by makeitright 6

I miss Eyedontnose and her fun adventures.

We're getting into sticky ground here with politics, and I'm thinking about taking a leave of absence.

I read the letters to the editor in my newspaper faithfully, and that's as political as I care to get. It's depressing when someone gives me a thumbs down for saying so.

I'm going away this weekend, and I'm not sure I'll return to seniors when I get back. I'll be spending more time in pets/cats and books and home and garden.

It's been a nice ride.

2007-10-03 10:05:33 · 23 answers · asked by felines 5

It was summer and very hot and walking on the road was a very old Indian Lady dressed in doe skins. I stopped and asked if she would like a ride, she said yes and got in the car. There was a paper sack between us and she said what's this. I said --Oh it's a bottle of wine I got for my husband. She said -- Good Trade! Was she a wise woman?

2007-10-03 09:33:29 · 17 answers · asked by lilabner 6

I answered a question about Nancy Wilson, and deleted it. I had her confused with Ann Wilson (Heart). Anyway, who remembers that beautiful song called "Alone." If you will type the word "Alone" by Heart, you can hear it. Please share your feelings about this song.
I love it.

2007-10-03 09:30:25 · 6 answers · asked by makeitright 6

Yes - she was.
I made a play on the name of an innocent contributor who called herself WonderWoman. I corrupted that into WiderWoman for my own evil reasons - I am a bad person.

Also - the one that I call McTealc - he isn't.
He is another innocent contributor going be the name of Tealc666. Again - what can I say? Perhaps because I am evil I felt drawn to him because of his title.

All the stories I told you about McTeal being seduced by WiderWoman?
All lies.
He lives in USA - she lives in some wee country somewhere.

I am ashamed of my actions and wish that you find it in your hearts to forgive me.
I will try to be a better person.
I will promise to act my age.

I am sorry if it confused anyone. Or upset anyone. Or made anyone break wind.

I'm sorry about the weather. The football results and the price of fish. And anything else that has gone wrong for you today - somewhere down the line - it will have been my fault.

I am going to sit on the naughty step now.

2007-10-03 09:15:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have nasty cold...and I just had the flu 2 weeks ago.
dang,when I was young I would go YEARS without getting sick.

2007-10-03 08:28:45 · 32 answers · asked by min 4

Tricky little devils those Dr's and greedy too. Now tell me you work in the medical profession and what I say is totally wrong.
All those god ol' boy doctors want is to help sick people.

2007-10-03 08:12:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I still say "Cool!".

2007-10-03 08:05:33 · 19 answers · asked by kayboff 7

My mother was 90 when she died as a result of someones ignorance about Alz. I have more experience than you. She would often say she did not know who people were. They did not know she was nearly blind. If they said their name she knew exactly who they were. She sometime confused me with her brother and I was razed about it. They didn't stop to include that her brothers name was the same as mine. She was always being called crazy. She cooked her own food, cleaned her own home except when do gooders came and did it for her. She prefered to keep busy.
We had a code word that she used to let me know that she recognised me. It was "are you on my side". I had told her that years before. Elderly people like to feel that they have someone on their side.
My father was similiar. I always challenged him. He was better when frustrated. Strangers told me that i was good for him because I didn't take any crap. Your loved one is smarter than you think.

2007-10-03 08:01:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I NEVER wore a seatbelt as a child or a teen. I can't recall when it was manditory to have them in automobiles. YOU?
Thank You!

2007-10-03 07:53:08 · 22 answers · asked by kayboff 7

I have a vivid memory of how&where my mother died..but each of my 2 sisters have a different memory, We're all in fairly close age brackets. This REALLY bothers me !!!!

2007-10-03 07:50:58 · 8 answers · asked by Deenie 6

Like, maybe, get a loan from a company, that turns out to be horrid in many ways? Or do something to a friend? Or what ever?

2007-10-03 07:46:32 · 9 answers · asked by dragon 5

into answering just so the asker can attempt to give the answerers pc a virus? I know some of you are really pc hep. Iam really serious about this.

2007-10-03 07:23:16 · 11 answers · asked by snow ball 3

Tis an oldie!!!

2007-10-03 04:26:51 · 3 answers · asked by ndnquah 6

At present there are 1354 similar q's posted on ya, so I thought it was time we had one in the senior section too. Why should we be left out?

My husbands unusual tastes make me ask this because he really loves to drink cola mixed with tomato juice. Every time we go in a bar and ask for it they think we are joking. I wouldn't touch it myself, it looks revolting but several bar staff tried it a couple of days ago and loved it.
Any comments would be welcome. Thanks x

2007-10-03 03:53:14 · 45 answers · asked by ? 5

What's the corny-ist pick-up line you ever used/heard

"Can I take your picture, I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas"

Stuck!! I gave you a link to check you.

http://www.gotlines.com/lines/cheesy.php

2007-10-03 02:44:40 · 14 answers · asked by Old Woman 3

I'm a morning person. Give me my first cup of coffee and I'm good to go, until about 3:00 when the afternoon slump sets in. Then I'm about ready to crash around 9 PM, up again at 5AM at the latest. How about you?

2007-10-03 02:19:59 · 42 answers · asked by Lady G 6

I'm sure I've lost many things that, at the time, meant a lot to me. The one thing that always stands out is a ring my dad made for my mom one year - it was made of nickle material, and there was a heart at the center with curved lines on either side. Mom gave it to me when I was 16. One day, in my car in the winter, I took off my jewelry to put some lotion on. Never saw the ring again - I tore the car apart, I searched around the car. It just vanished. The fact that my dad made it is what was special to me. Did you ever lose anything precious to you?

2007-10-03 02:18:12 · 22 answers · asked by Lady G 6

So before I go to bed, I'll leave you all with this: Beautiful and one of my best. How would you like somone to be able to say things like this to you. I'd love it! You all know it well.

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death."

by Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806-1861)
Gee I am a silly old romantic at heart. G'nite all. Be dropping in tomorrow.

2007-10-03 02:17:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

My late husband and I went to present an Offer To Purchase, a house. We were sitting with the sellers, and they were a bit undecided. Out of the blue he said, "This Offer has nutritional value for my family". The sellers looked at him and asked why? He said, "If you don't accept this offer I can't buy food for my family!" That's absolutely true, and I had to put my head down and my hand over my forhead. I was giggling so much, I could not believe that he could say that. They accepted the offer.

Any funny Real Estate stories?

2007-10-03 02:10:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

I know 25 yr old young men that play" War of the Worlds"
most of their day. My ll yr old grandson comes in from school and goes straight to the latest game and machine. What's happening?

2007-10-03 02:06:08 · 11 answers · asked by Ju ju 6

At your leisure read these quotes and let us know what your pick is for the #1 'best'. It would help to place that quote in your answer...thanks...[just for fun, guys! - no foul no play]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushdumbquotes2.htm

2007-10-03 02:00:58 · 11 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/117811.html

So....what are your thoughts on this new development?

2007-10-03 01:10:50 · 6 answers · asked by kayboff 7