Yes - she was.
I made a play on the name of an innocent contributor who called herself WonderWoman. I corrupted that into WiderWoman for my own evil reasons - I am a bad person.
Also - the one that I call McTealc - he isn't.
He is another innocent contributor going be the name of Tealc666. Again - what can I say? Perhaps because I am evil I felt drawn to him because of his title.
All the stories I told you about McTeal being seduced by WiderWoman?
All lies.
He lives in USA - she lives in some wee country somewhere.
I am ashamed of my actions and wish that you find it in your hearts to forgive me.
I will try to be a better person.
I will promise to act my age.
I am sorry if it confused anyone. Or upset anyone. Or made anyone break wind.
I'm sorry about the weather. The football results and the price of fish. And anything else that has gone wrong for you today - somewhere down the line - it will have been my fault.
I am going to sit on the naughty step now.
2007-10-03 09:15:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
MAKEITRIGHT: The chickens ARE real! They don't really talk - well not to everyone - I was really just making a point that I was very sorry to anybody I had confused with my vivid imagination. The kind folk on here indulge me because they know there is little that can be done to help my condition - but I realize that it is a very self indulgent game and that not everyone is involved - and therefore it is not very fair. So - to the whole world - I AM SORRY!
I only have two excuses.
My age. I am Scottish.
Thank you for allowing me to share.
2007-10-03 09:35:34 · update #1
ach lassie have you been bewitched also?
2007-10-03 09:19:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure many of us who have been here for a while, know that McTeal666 and Wonder Woman and Goldwing are real people, and I don't think they took offense to your rambling tales. In fact they took part also. But is was I say a little hard to follow sometimes, what with the Scottish brogue. And I'm sure it was all done in fun. And for others on this site I'm sure it was very confusing and did not have an iota of what was going on. It did cause a lot of commotion tho. And there are many times I just passed by your questions for that reason.
You are absolved, you have confessed and we will let you get off the naughty step now. Promise to sin no more.
2007-10-04 14:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by Moe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you daft woman? Surely you jest! Chicks do sqawk, Wonder/Wider woman is real. Only here in the deep south of the US of A we spell it widder woman. A widder is a female who has a deceased spouse and though I am not sure if Wonder Woman/Jiggly Jugs is for certain a widder she definetly has shown through her posts that she is/was out to snag McTeal. Though aren't we all. Even those of us of the married persuasion are a bit infatuated by Teal, Phil and Grandpa we would never seriously act upon our fantasies. Wickwire is quite interesting also. I do hope he is a male. There are a few others that are interesting and that is all. I hope the pretense of lusting after these intelligent men has boosted their egos and not caused anyone to think we genteel ladies would act too forward. It has all been good fun and I hope those who got in late on the story forgive us for not cluing them in sooner.
2007-10-03 19:11:09 · answer #3 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Okay Dearest Lass this is not you. We need to get you back now also. Ya have been taken over by Wider Women's open stares and ya let her into ye dreams, no fault ta ya and ye cine best bet that we will as ye sisters and the the Loyal Brother Lads will get ye both back. So, we'll be talking to our Lass and Laddie soon enough as Wider Women had nay a chance again us.
2007-10-03 19:40:17 · answer #4 · answered by sherry 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
our dear "eyes"
we that are on this site on a regular basis know that it was all
in good fun and we enjoyed it immensely.
if "wider woman" had been offended, i'm sure she would have emailed you and very nicely asked you to stop
same goes for tealc - they are both good sports and didn't mind being a part of your wonderful tales
you have done nothing to be ashamed of - and if it did confuse anyone, then they should visit here more often
you certainly are not evil and don't need to sit on the naughty
step for you have done nothing naughty
all you have done is entertain people and for that you should be congratulated. you have brought many smiles and some out and out giggles to me and i am sure to many others.
please don't be down on yourself - we that "know" you love you and hope that you continue to regale us with your tales and wonderful sense of humor
God bless and have a great day
2007-10-03 23:28:19 · answer #5 · answered by bassetfreak 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No reason to be ashamed. I think some of us enjoyed your stories. I tried to participate but I know there were a lot of people who objected. I am just not bright enough to continue to particulate in the story. I really thought you were talking about your own chickens. LOL.
Thanks for the post. I never did know who Wider woman was, so thanks for sharing.
2007-10-03 16:27:45 · answer #6 · answered by makeitright 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I actually believe Wider Women and McT are real, it's YOU who are the figment of their imagination. They are only trying to confuse us with this apology about chickens playing football and fishes blowing in the wind. I'm sure it will all sort itself out in the long run and whoever asks shall be forgiven.
2007-10-03 17:12:40 · answer #7 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Lilabner, grab tha' sword an' com t' the rescue! We must cut thru th' spells woven by wider woman around this lassie and McTeal! We needs must form a coven t' break the spell and weave protections around us all!
2007-10-03 22:58:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha! It's a trick. It's got to be a trick. The Lady Eyedontnose would never stoop to apologizing to the riff-raff for sharing her tales with us!!
Who ARE YOU? Really? Impostor! Jezebel!!
2007-10-03 17:35:08 · answer #9 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
HA! I knew what you were up to dear lady! No need to sit on the naughty step.
Please don't be sorry about the weather -- it's a beautiful warm sunny day here.
I will look forward to more of your tales.
2007-10-03 16:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know but see no reason not to forgive you. BTW is there room enough on the naughty step for me too?
2007-10-03 16:26:05 · answer #11 · answered by Dave 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋