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They arrived side by side at St Peter's door and he said come in. He reviewed their past and said--you have both been good men so I am going to let you return to earth for a year as anything you want to be. The men stood there and the Indian said---I want to be an Eagle. OO eee he was gone. Then the cowboy pondered a bit and said I want to be (in a deep voice) a stud. OO eee he was gone. A year goes by and St Pete says to an angel you need to bring back the Indian. She said--where do I begin, he said ah just go to Wrangle Alaska and ask the autobon society who the new eagle is and you have him. Bam the two return to Heaven. The next angel says where do I go to find the cowboy? St Pete says---well that is going to be a bit harder to do, he is in a snow tire somewhere in North Dakota. Do ya thing the cowboy screwed up??

2007-10-03 11:05:38 · 10 answers · asked by lilabner 6 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

The cowboy wanted to be a male horse breeding non stop not seeing the sights in a tire. er uh!!

2007-10-03 11:19:51 · update #1

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That's hilarious!! I'll have to remember that to tell my friends!!
The Indian may have been soaring over him laughing!!!LOL!!!

2007-10-03 11:51:21 · answer #1 · answered by ndnquah 6 · 3 0

Well he got a close up view of the North Dakota highway system - how could you beat that. And then he went to heaven. So even though the Indian made the better choice. Nether one lost much.

2007-10-03 11:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by oldhippypaul 6 · 1 1

Studded tire, how could anyone not get that?
Breeding Stud...he could have been a wall stud for that matter, then they may have caught the irony.

2007-10-03 11:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 2 0

I would say no. The average tire life is about 40,000 miles. Do you know what and how many thing you could see in 40,000 miles.

2007-10-03 11:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by stickerbush1970 2 · 1 2

Hardy - Har - Har

2007-10-04 02:31:58 · answer #5 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0 0

The cowboy messed up big time! He should have been more specific. lol Thanks for the laugh!

2007-10-03 11:16:53 · answer #6 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 2 0

good one

2007-10-03 11:25:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

just can't beat friendship

2007-10-03 12:13:00 · answer #8 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 0 1

Took me a minute, but HA! That's good! Thanks for the chuckle!

2007-10-03 11:21:24 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2 0

i like it.

2007-10-03 11:30:36 · answer #10 · answered by Moonrise 7 · 2 0

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