At present there are 1354 similar q's posted on ya, so I thought it was time we had one in the senior section too. Why should we be left out?
My husbands unusual tastes make me ask this because he really loves to drink cola mixed with tomato juice. Every time we go in a bar and ask for it they think we are joking. I wouldn't touch it myself, it looks revolting but several bar staff tried it a couple of days ago and loved it.
Any comments would be welcome. Thanks x
2007-10-03 03:53:14 · 45 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I will try it tonight In the Rose and Crown, and let you know later. If you don't drink Bitter or Lager or maybe Guinness they think you are a homosexual, but never mind any thing for scientific research, they will talk about me all week, but never mind. (they do anyway)
Well I went to the Rose and Crown and I had a couple of pints of Black Sheep bitter to give me courage, and then I asked Sue the new barmaid for a cola and tomato juice. She said loudly so that everybody in the Pub could hear " I was warned about you the day I started, just a moment I will get the Landlord" The landlord when he arrived said "you have been coming in here long enougth to know We don't serve W****** drinks in this establishment will you please leave" I always knew that Sylvia d would get me in trouble, now I don't even have a local to drink in and the only other pubs a mile away.
2007-10-04 06:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In amongst the serious stuff it's a sure bet that there'll be a question like this one so thanx sylvia d for giving us such a good laugh. We were laughing that much at some of the answeres that our 17 year old daughter came downstairs, looking bleary eyed and wanting to know "What time are you 2 thinking of going to bed tonight?!" We just burst out laughing again because she looked so indignant! Bit bad when parents outlast their kids with the candle both ends burning sessions lol. We aren't Seniors just yet (Tc is 43 n me Bj 50) but the younger ones on other topics take things too seriously sometimes or have you e-mailing them all day because they've said they want to die and are feeling suicidal....as happened today with us and a young 'un. Couldn't risk it being a wind-up though. In response to your hubby being pregnant....congrats! The over populated planet would have had plenty of room for everyone if blokes were the ones to have babies.....definately only one per household....they wouldn't cope with 2 or 3 pregnancies in their lifetime and multiple births! don't think they'd cope with them either! Excellent question to which we have given you a well earned star, thanks again sylvia d and to everyone else for your humour and imagination! xx
2007-10-03 11:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ms. Sylvia, your question reminds me of an old joke:-
A gentleman collected his urine in a bottle to get it tested in a lab. He just left it for a moment on a teapoy in his house and went to the loo. Before he returned, the servant maid who was mopping the floor, accidentally toppled the bottle and the liquid got drained off. Fearing that her boss would shout at her, she rushed into the toilet, re-filled the vial with her urine and silently left it back on its original place. The man took the bottle (without knowing what had happened when he was away) and gave the urine sample for testing. When the lab reported that pregnancy was positive, the angry husband returned home and shouted at his wife: "I told you not to take the top position during love-making. Now, you see, what has happened! The lab report says that I'm pregnant"!
So, unless you have taken the top position, you need not worry.
2007-10-08 05:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering that doctors now claim that they do not need a man to make a woman pregnant it follows that all us guys will have to become surragate mothers.
Provided the docs fix up all the bits inside to ensure that baby can grow and is nurished I can see it happening.
But not with me as I am too long in the tooth, they will need all those 16-20 year olds that they have stopped drinking alcohol and smoking. I can see it all now.
If your old fellow is in the same batch of 1940s babies as I was then no he is not preggers just has a strange pallet for non alcoholic beverages.
2007-10-03 13:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by Terry G 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My friend's husband loves nothing better but a sandwich with salad cream, strawberry jam and cheese. I can guarantee he is not pregnant even though ... He does have a bit of large tummy but then ... He's had it for the past 10 years so no pregnancy for him. And my other half will not eat lettuce without ... Brown sauce! I find it utterly disgusting myself but there! He's not pregnant either So your husband is just another one of them LOL
2007-10-03 04:06:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you should get him tested and fill those coke/tomato drinks with pro-natal vitamins
should the test prove positive tho don't nag him about having a hang over - the chances are that his podge is not a beer belly and early morning sickness wont be a joke either
never mind having to keep rubbing his back
2007-10-03 12:42:58 · answer #6 · answered by Aslan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eeewwww yuck! I agree with you...that does sound revolting. Is the delectable R__ going to start dressing in women's clothes too?
{(Sssshhhh or he'll get his hitman Knuckles after me.)}
Edit...Knuckles! How DARE YOU....I love horses. I would no sooner whip a horse than stop breathing. Now MEN however!!!
2007-10-03 04:12:18 · answer #7 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't me but our horse has a bit of a wry smile across his chops just lately ,so I think you should order in a couple of bales of hay and perhaps make an appointment for a visit from the vet, and whilst your at it ,give Iritadrgon a call ,I hear shes a bit of a horse whisperer. lol
2007-10-03 19:28:38 · answer #8 · answered by Knuckles 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now just see wha'cha did by letting him be on the bottom ! You got him pregnant! You must be kind and sensitive to his needs at this time of his life. Whenever he wants chopped liver topped by strawberry ice cream, drag yourself out of bed and find an all night grocery store to pick it up for him.
When he has sore boobs, and a back ache, is nauseous just be sympathetic. When he goes into labor, no epidural, no c section,. let him enjoy the "full" experience of labor at least 48 hours worth , after all. isn't it s "beautiful" thing?
PS, call me, this I gotta see!
2007-10-03 07:52:38 · answer #9 · answered by slk29406 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Your husband is definitely pregnant I would say about four months without a doubt.
You will just have to put up with his funny tastes and his mood swings it is not his fault it is his hormones.
You must try and put your self in his place
and whatever else you do don't nag at him.
2007-10-03 04:16:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋