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Yahoo answers gave me my identity back.
Question: Did you know you now lose 5 points everything you ask a question? I found out today. New rules everywhere. It won't bother me, I will keep asking because of your kind works, all of you.

Ok, I just had to post this as a question.

The question is: Did you know that Yahoo is now taking off 5 points when we ask a question?

2007-10-05 09:24:38 · 23 answers · asked by makeitright 6

Dog Logic

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike
people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a
dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise .
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a
can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will
not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in
your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

2007-10-05 09:11:15 · 12 answers · asked by kayboff 7

check to see if you have any of Topps frozen burgers. The meat was tainted with e-coli 057, the deadly bacteria. The company sent out 62 million lbs. They are shutting down and closed their plant. So far there were 38 deaths in all states.

2007-10-05 08:15:27 · 12 answers · asked by slk29406 6

And of course his friend Derbisher.

2007-10-05 08:10:35 · 4 answers · asked by Terry G 6

where you are now? In London it is a beautiful Indian Summer. About time too!

2007-10-05 07:44:36 · 38 answers · asked by Yoda 4

It's on Youtube. Am I the last one to know? How cute is that?

2007-10-05 07:42:00 · 15 answers · asked by Yoda 4

so fast when your on the computer. I look at the time and think ok I've got 15 minutes left before I go and do what ever, the next time I look its an hour later. Do you find this happens to you too.

2007-10-05 07:19:16 · 20 answers · asked by Roxy. 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3u6byarRl4&NR=1

I found this last night and I still feel happy.!

2007-10-05 07:16:51 · 8 answers · asked by Donna 7

10 wheels on the bottom, 4 wheels on the top, 2 windshields, 2 motors-with 1 running, & a pair of hiking shoes?

2007-10-05 07:00:33 · 8 answers · asked by dragon 5

A Blonde Goes On A Diet:

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping."

2007-10-05 06:54:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I remember mine. Wouldnt think of wearing such a mess now. lol,,, Have a lovely evening folks, I am off to work.

2007-10-05 06:42:16 · 21 answers · asked by ncgirl 6

survive a heart break? My single was "I'm So Lonesome I could Cry" when my very first boyfriend left for Germany with the army in 1968. Now he is a good friend and has been married well over 30 years to a delightful lady. Do you think kids today still do that?

2007-10-05 06:07:27 · 28 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

Ingredients
1 12-inch Italian bread shell (such as Boboli)
2 shallots, thinly sliced
1 Tbsp. olive oil
2 medium Granny Smith apples, cored and thinly sliced (3 cups)
1/4 cup coarsely chopped walnuts
2 Tbsp. honey
1 Tbsp. anise seeds
1 cup shredded Swiss cheese or Gruy�re cheese (4 oz.)
Honey (optional)

Directions
Preheat oven to 450 degrees F. Place bread shell on pizza pan. Bake 8 minutes or until hot. In large skillet cook shallots in hot oil for 3 minutes or until tender. Stir in apples. Cook and stir for 5 minutes or until apples are crisp-tender. Stir in walnuts, 2 tablespoons honey, anise seeds, and dash ground black pepper. Spoon apple mixture evenly over bread shell. Sprinkle with cheese. Bake 5 to 8 minutes more or until cheese is melted. Drizzle with additional honey. To serve, cut in wedges. Makes 16 appetizer servings.

2007-10-05 06:06:29 · 15 answers · asked by kayboff 7

"CURSES! Foiled Again!"

"Shazaam!"

"Good Night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are"

"Dag Nabit!"

"You Pesky Wabbit!"

2007-10-05 05:28:23 · 8 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

It seems that I am not allowed to be a part of this group and I enjoy all of you so much. If I have been a problem, please let me know as well.
I try to fit in but seems as if I am failing.

2007-10-05 05:24:08 · 22 answers · asked by makeitright 6

If you have any thoughts on this phenomenon, I'd be glad to hear from you. Thanks.

2007-10-05 05:23:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

seems like peolpe are changing avatars ,names lady g`s pic is lost in cyberspace contacts have disappeared mail doesn`t go through what is happening?

2007-10-05 05:15:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

And they would tell you why?
I know I can be a pest at times but would like to know how I can at least find out what I did to a new friend.

2007-10-05 05:06:36 · 16 answers · asked by dragon 5

Please give me the title and who sang this? It's driving me nuts!

2007-10-05 03:50:48 · 21 answers · asked by kayboff 7

I know I ended the sentence with a preposition, but I am still asking?

2007-10-05 03:41:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Brown spots, rough bumps, wrinkles - when does it stop? I had good skin until age 60.

2007-10-05 03:27:42 · 14 answers · asked by Jeancommunicates 7

2007-10-05 02:17:16 · 31 answers · asked by slk29406 6

What is 11" high at the shoulders, no tail, a foxy looking head but not a fox, & loves to herd geese?

2007-10-05 01:03:31 · 10 answers · asked by dragon 5

Will become a gentle giant when older, Of a very proud breed, & loves attention.
Not a bird either-even though it has a few (so called) feathers.

2007-10-05 00:50:04 · 10 answers · asked by dragon 5

Our recently opened hotel - McTealc Towers is proving popular with our monied cousins from the Americas.

We have a family booking for 18 from a family hailing from Utah. That might be a struggle. We need more staff.

I have offered the job of security to a dour Scot by the name of McTealc - I am hoping that his dedication to duty will keep him from the ample charms of some of the ladies - although they tend to keep themselves close to the restaurant and kitchen.

I thought for the gentlemen a buxom wench from the Antipodes and a rough sense of humour may be an attraction - she drinks, but I will keep an eye on the bar when she is around.
She can look after room service. N0 - SHE REALLY CAN!

So now we need to fill the posts of cook and hall porter.

I thought of head hunting a handsome chap by the name of GOLDWING from California - as hall porter he could act as translater too.

Lord knows - these folk don't know their trunks from cases nor bonnets from hoods!

2007-10-04 20:09:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Been in bed twice now and still awake

2007-10-04 20:04:54 · 10 answers · asked by ncgirl 6

In railways and banks it is considered as age over 60 yrs. but for income tax guidelines it is considered as age over 65 yrs. Why is the difference?

2007-10-04 19:24:33 · 14 answers · asked by bnsen_dpsc 1

2007-10-04 16:24:50 · 4 answers · asked by mina 1

Ladenhimself. What sort of sidguise do you think he would use.
I think he would, put on a Karate outfit (white) with a black belt, a Texan hat, Russian boots, use green contact lenses instead of brown. Stick a red beard on his chin. he would not be able to use Air force 1 or 2, because he want to remain anonymous. He would have a rucksack with hundered of posters of Bin Ladens face on it, but they would all be different photographs form all the different faces on the videos. He would catch Lufthansa to Frankfurt, the Germans would help him out, but he would get the train to Paris. Ask the cab driver to take him to the central market place. The French cabbie, would not be surprised with this vision, they are used to things like this. "Jhust another foreighner!" Drop him off at the Champs Elysees. Most famous street in Paris. Then he would start handing out the pamphlets, saying "Sorry- no abla espanyola. Dees man hiding, cave here somewhere, find him and phone me."

2007-10-04 15:08:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

The one saying welcome back to me. :-(

2007-10-04 14:59:09 · 24 answers · asked by isotope2007 6