Senior Citizens

I can't help but wonder if there are other couples out there in my similar situation who could be so kind as to offer me advice on how to find employment. How are other senior citizens handling not finding jobs? I lost my job last December because of my age and made too much money. The employers of today do not seem to be senior friendly. Should my resume be written differently? Should I look out of state, if yes, How do I do this? Do other seniors have alternatives that maybe I am overlooking?

2007-10-06 10:50:06 · 17 answers · asked by Ronald S 1

Mean with drawing them?

2007-10-06 10:37:10 · 13 answers · asked by snow ball 3

Great, good orrrrrrrrrr?

2007-10-06 10:33:50 · 35 answers · asked by snow ball 3

When you have never met someone face to face but still become friends?
To poke a bit of fun & conspire with & at, these same friends & still remain friends?
To have oceans, mountains, & yes, moors separate you from this person you have never met face to face but still call friend?
Our humor today has swept most of you along with this merry bit of fun & in turn you all now many more lasting friends.
Dragon

2007-10-06 07:59:49 · 16 answers · asked by dragon 5

WaffenDragon.SS?

Read closer to the words scrawled in blood by their claws
What do you see?
It is not us - accused wildly of dropping our drawers
that talks in dull roars
of rides oer the moors

Nay - we of the clan have no such dire plan
for ours is the love of life and love all that you can
We need no armies or mosters or such
We care not for lizards, we care not a ......... at all!

Ye are like the wee hens and I got shot of that lot
Ye think ye scare us?
It scares us more whits in ma grannys pee pot!

2007-10-06 07:17:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Stop I beg you, my sides are aching, don't make me laugh anymore I beg you. IT HURTS.
Dragons back to your lairs, its past your bedtime.

2007-10-06 07:08:25 · 13 answers · asked by Roxy. 6

She tells true tales of her kinsmen this is true
But on this day she lies a wee bit to you.
She told of fair men & damsels too,
who were given wine & smokes, but just a few.
Then the building did shake
And even the cook was at stake.
The closet's became a portals into fun time
And, we the dragons, started our rhyme.
The folks became beasties in that brothel of sin
And this is where a new story begins.
Though the Scott has honor, that is for sure
Her cottage may not be so pure.
Has she been taken over my magic?
Only a dragon can save her & her habit.

2007-10-06 06:17:02 · 6 answers · asked by dragon 5

The Chada Siochance are following the unicorn, with the elf.
You gotta know when to hold em
Know when ta fold em
Know when ta walk away
Know when to run
Yuo shouldn't count your money
when your'e sitting at the table,
Time enough to count them
When the dealings done.

Or get the cash from Jonny. I think he is inside, having Haggis with McTealc.

2007-10-06 05:48:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two old ladies were rocking in their chairs on the nursing home porch. One says "Martha, do you remember the minuet?" Martha answers "Heck, I don't even remember the ones I slept with."
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Sadie wakes up and says to her husband, "Jake, I'm dead". Jake responds. What's the matter with you, Sadie, you aren't dead. You're talking to me." "No, Jake, I'm definitely dead". "Sadie, you are not dead. Why do you think you're dead" Sadie responds, "Because nothing hurts"
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A very healthy, spry-looking 95-year-old man moves into a nursing home. He walks up to a frail looking man walking down the hall with a walker, and says: "How old do you think I am?" The man answers: "I'd say 60." "Nope, I'm 95!" the man boasts. Down the hall, he sees a woman in a room watching TV from a wheelchair & walks up to her and asks her to guess his age. Right away she unzips his fly & fondles him for a few minutes, then looks at him and says: "You're 95." The man looks at her incredulously and asks: "How did you know that?" She shrugs and says: "I heard you tell the fellow in the hall."

2007-10-06 05:30:38 · 15 answers · asked by Croeso 6

My Mom collected them at grocer, service stations and other places. I know this sounds weird but, it was a family thing! My sister and I would take turns placing them in the redemption books. Each time we got an entire book filled, with stamps, you would have thought we were celebrating a huge event! lol

Did you or, your parents collect them too?

Awwww, I miss those days!!

2007-10-06 05:28:40 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

Suspicious minds are talking
They try to tear us apart

who wrote it and name another of his songs

2007-10-06 05:18:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have my friends here...
Amalthea
Amalthea the goat which provided the infant Zeus with milk, while the nymphs took care of him on Mount Ida.
Arion
Arion a black stallion who was incredibly fleet, and gifted with intelligence and the speech of man. Arion was the result of the union of Demeter and Poseidon, and was also endowed with the power of flight.
Centaurs
Centaurs were a race of creatures, with the bodies of horses and the torsos of men. These creatures were proud, arrogant, aggressive and boastful. The Centaurs sprang from the union of Ixion and Hera the wife of Zeus.
Cerberus
Cerberus the three-headed dog with a serpent's tail, who guarded the entrance to Hades.
Chimaera
Chimaera a fabulous monster with the front of a lion, the middle of a goat and a serpent's tail.
Cyclops
Cyclops. Three in number, they were created by Uranos at the beginning of the world and had only one eye and tremendous strength. Their names were Arges, Brontes, and Steropes.

2007-10-06 05:16:30 · 12 answers · asked by Susie Q 7

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems O.K. but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again, she seems O.K. but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.

Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

2007-10-06 05:08:51 · 28 answers · asked by Croeso 6

A fun war is abrewin' & can get confusing as he@# if you missed out a few pieces. But not to worry just join in the fun.
Us old farts love to play & tell yarns & get others involved (not to mention havin' a wee bit of fun with other member(s)).
So be confused as others but have fun.
P.S. The burnin' heather gives you strange powers-just a joke folks.

2007-10-06 05:04:11 · 17 answers · asked by dragon 5

wear a mask that looks like their avatar along with wearing a name tag of your Yahoo name? You would not have to reveal your true identity. I think it would be a hoot!

2007-10-06 04:41:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

To join forces & wit to this show down of fun.
If you are confused about what is going on
Not to worry it changes in a hurry.
Just get a drift of what you can
Then join forces with dragons & other beasties
To save yon brothel of Scot.
Oh! By the way, the smoke from the heather is great.

2007-10-06 04:32:39 · 17 answers · asked by dragon 5

I am sitting here twiddling my thumbs, surfing around the Blog site, and a song just popped into my head. Should I put an advert in the paper?

"I feeling tired of my life
I've been here too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while I lie here sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read
" "If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."
I know I'm a lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
And I should not be doing this
Have fallen into the same old dull routine
So shall I write to the paper?
Take out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad""
"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow,

2007-10-06 03:35:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

So we Dragons be without a goodly fire do we?
Yon brothel, with all it's strange goings on, just might find out how true a dragons we may be.
Want a tan where the sun don't shine?

2007-10-06 03:24:53 · 11 answers · asked by dragon 5

by the younger generations have to do with dating, homework they were too lazy to do themselves, video games, TV shows or fashion, etc? Rather than the wonderment of traveling, learning or seeing the country and the world?
I feel like the world is passing these children by, what with their non-ability to question their own existence as well as the world around them?

2007-10-06 02:53:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just found out that Diovan and Verapomil can can insomnia ..which is WHAT I HAVE !!!!! DRat!! At least I found the culprit!! But what now? Do ALL BP meds cause insomnia? (I'm going to dr. on Mon..hope he can change it ) Any idea of others (not the ones that cause "alzheimer"symptoms ..with that suffix on the end) can't remember the name. (OH NO!! lol)

2007-10-06 02:27:55 · 13 answers · asked by Deenie 6

I was just curious. If you could be that age again, what would you do? is there anything you'd do differently? I'd like to hear from ober 30's if possible. And is it me or does life seem to speed up as you get older? Thanks

2007-10-06 02:26:22 · 42 answers · asked by Ellie E 2

And every time I touch you, you just tremble inside
And I know how much you want me that you can't hide

2007-10-06 02:04:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I buy it by the roll and take it home and cut it into strips. Then while watching the TV, reading, resting or dropping off to sleep at night I pop, pop, pop.

2007-10-06 01:26:53 · 49 answers · asked by ? 4

A very dear member of our group is facing an anniversary today.
It is the sort of one that we do not, necessarily, celebrate.
For those who wish: Please send her a kind note etc.
I, personality, wish her a beautiful day filled with friends & family, a day that brings hope to all, and a day that has cast a brighter future.
Peace & love to you Sylvia, from the bottom of my heart.
Dragon

2007-10-06 01:26:21 · 20 answers · asked by dragon 5

would you.

2007-10-06 01:23:51 · 29 answers · asked by Roxy. 6

who would you like to see take over. I don't mean her family members.

2007-10-06 01:23:06 · 15 answers · asked by Roxy. 6

when your on a bus or train and people will insist on playing music through their mobile phone, even if no one else wants to hear it.

2007-10-06 01:20:24 · 28 answers · asked by Roxy. 6

I can't eat meat from animals that are cute..... especially Lamb..I used to eat it years ago, but on a wonderful 1,200 mile tour of Scotland 7yrs ago I saw nothing but beautiful little lambs ambling along with their mothers, can't bare thoughts of eating it now...Aaaghhh, and Venison...who on earth could eat Bambi !! it makes me shudder... Rabbit, No No...way too cute.....I have no problem eating Pig, Cow, Chicken, and yet even those are cute when babies.... strange isn't it
Does anyone else not eat them for this silly reason ?

2007-10-05 23:19:28 · 30 answers · asked by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4

I know I certainly would....I tried, but failed to change it to a more, lets say, an appropiate age for me...then I thought, no, leave as it is..you never know, I might get to look like that again....in my dreams, LOL

2007-10-05 21:05:51 · 32 answers · asked by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4

Of course that's if you don't already live there and assuming you could afford to move etc. (Just food for thought) I WOULD !!!

2007-10-05 18:02:30 · 14 answers · asked by Deenie 6