And what beast will YOU be bringing to our gathering?

Question

I have my friends here...
Amalthea
Amalthea the goat which provided the infant Zeus with milk, while the nymphs took care of him on Mount Ida.
Arion
Arion a black stallion who was incredibly fleet, and gifted with intelligence and the speech of man. Arion was the result of the union of Demeter and Poseidon, and was also endowed with the power of flight.
Centaurs
Centaurs were a race of creatures, with the bodies of horses and the torsos of men. These creatures were proud, arrogant, aggressive and boastful. The Centaurs sprang from the union of Ixion and Hera the wife of Zeus.
Cerberus
Cerberus the three-headed dog with a serpent's tail, who guarded the entrance to Hades.
Chimaera
Chimaera a fabulous monster with the front of a lion, the middle of a goat and a serpent's tail.
Cyclops
Cyclops. Three in number, they were created by Uranos at the beginning of the world and had only one eye and tremendous strength. Their names were Arges, Brontes, and Steropes.

Geryoneus
Geryoneus was the son of Chrysaor and the Okeanid nymph Kallirhoe. He possessed the bodies, heads, arms and legs of three men, and was gigantic in size, heavily armed, powerful and winged. Geryoneus lorded over immence herds of cattle.
Gorgons
Gorgons were three in number and the daughters of Phorkys and Keto. Their names were Stheino, Euryale and the most famous, Medusa. The Gorgons had the power to turn men to stone,simply by looking at them. If a man could avoid looking into the hypnotic eyes of the creatures, however,he could be saved.
Griffin
Griffin. A creature with the head and wings of an eagle and the body and legs of a lion.
Harpies
Harpies were the three daughters of the Giant Thaumas and the Okeanid nymph Elektra. The Harpies were employed by the gods to punish crime on the Earth. Their names were Okypete, Aello and Kelaeno,also called Podarge. Their bodies were those of birds,the heads women's,and their manner of punishing a wrongder was to carry off...

all his food,or failing that,to foul it so that the criminal could not eat it. One such person who received such treatment from the Harpies was, a king of Thrace,who was eventually freed of the curse of the triple sisters by the Argonauts.
Keryneian
Keryneian was a stag and one of the fleetest animals in the world, with antlers of gold and hooves of brass.
Medusa
Medusa. The most famous of the three Gorgons. Medusa was the youngest, and originally very beautiful. But she had loved the god Poseidon, and appeared in his temple, for which profanity the god took away her beauty, and replaced her hair with hissing, writhing snakes. She lived with her two sisters, in a cave at the entrance to Tartaros. Her stare could turn a man instantly to stone.
Minotaur
Minotaur. The ******* child of King Minos of Crete, and conceived by his wife with the white bull Poseidon. The Minotaur had the body of a man and the head of a bull and fed on human flesh. King Minos built a vast labyrinth ...

to contain the Minotaur.
Pegasus
Pegasus the fabled winged white stallion who was the offspring of Poseidon and the Gorgon Medusa. Pegasus was as fleet as the wind and with wings that could carry it through the air.
Satyrs
Satyrs were forest deities that represented the genial, luxuriant life in nature, which spread over fields, woods and meadows. They exhibited typically some small sign of bestial nature with tiny horns on the head and a small goat's tail.

Hmmmm...that description reminds me of someone?!

Chris at Lucas...sorry it is I am to hear that you cannot get into the spirit of our fun here! And WE ARE just a bunch of Seniors having some good fun today. If you don't USE your mind, you stand the chance of LOSING IT!

Roxy, honey, I sure hope you having speared our good McTealc in the IMPORTANT bits!!






(His honour and integrity of course.)

First of all I have to apologize to the brave McTealc and Roxy...I meant of course that I hoped she hadn't speared the good bits.

Okay, Rita, open mouth and insert OTHER foot!

Now my Lady Eyes....you seem to be labouring under the impression that we beasts of lore and legend have come to FIGHT you. Tis not at all so dear wee Lassie. We have just come to have our convention with the highlands resident Nessy.

But come my timorous lass and feast your gaelic eyes on the hides of our furred and feathered and leathered magnificence!!

Since we got rid of the incubi and succubi (and those vampires from Utah) we have imposed the rules....You NEVER dine where you live.

All nationalities welcome. We recognize all, and welcome all. Come Aussie and French and Scottish grown too.

Just one rule applies...You DO NOT dine on friends!

Answer 1

A Basilisk : a very fearsome beastie indeed.
It is a winged serpent with the feet of a dragon and a long serpentine tail that ends in a dragon head.

What can the mighty fergussons come up with.

Answer 2

Funny. In my language it says Here is wisdom. Whoever has the mind should calculated number of the beast: for the number of man and of its six hundred threescore and six. "(Revelation 13:18) That suggests that it isn't given directly in Bible DCLXVI=666 is right from left upward and doesn't have M in it. It is evolution which is almost at it's perfection. that is why it represents humanity. Similarly the number of great fall of the Deceiver is IM = 999 God in the Bible says that one who eats fruit shall die that day. And Adam lived for little less the 1000 years? One day with God is like 1000 years without. So the most he could live is 999 years. You could ask whether this number is here in everyday life. Let's get fanatical: Have you head that price is 10 $? NO! it is always 999 cents! And why? To deceive us! I am using the term Deceiver because it is shorter then Bible Satan, and different then Satan in Satanism

Answer 3

If I can get there from Oz, I'll be bringing Tick-tock, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, the Hungry Tiger, the Cowardly Lion and the Gump. Since we don't all fit in the Gump and we need to fly over the desert to leave Oz, I'll call on a flight of rocs to aid us!

Answer 4

IRITADRAGON: Come ye wee foolish lizard and show yesen and yer timerous wee army to the Celts - we who are hewn from the granite that built a city, we few who sent back the English armies with their cannon and shields - who were no match for our mens hearts beating with the love of our wild and sacred land. No one Scot holds the wealth of Scotland, it is in each one of us to guard and pass on - and when we rise up - we ask no other than those with the Spirit of Scotland to stand shoulder to shoulder with us - and as we stand as one - then you see the granite and feel the heat of the blood that will ne're be wasted though spilt - when we fight to defend our own. C R Y F R E E D O M!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragons - we swat them like the midges of the peat bog!

Answer 5

I'll be bringing my dog-Rusty, but he may forget his guarding and stand in awe of the magnificent creatures you have amassed. That's quite an impressive army.

Answer 6

You mean I'm invited, I am so scared, can I bring Cerberus, I've always liked patting dogs heads so I could pat three heads at once, I promise not to dine on anyone. Please let me in .

Answer 7

Oh no Tealc, It must be you on the end o ma fishin line, I didn'a think it was heavy enough fur Nessie somehow.

Answer 8

I will bring my evil eye, my broad shoulders, my deep voice and my tenacity for survival and Freedom.

Answer 9

I'll bring the old gay who had trouble fartin'
Just strike up a match
and then she will blow
that ole' brothel into h#@l don't you know.

Answer 10

Can I bring my loup garou? He doesn't eat much.