One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems O.K. but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again, she seems O.K. but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.
Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
2007-10-06 05:08:51 · 28 answers · asked by Croeso 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
cimex, if ya dont know, you must be full of gas!!!
2007-10-06 05:19:13 · update #1
i have got a elderly aunty and uncle just like that
star for you
xxx vici
2007-10-06 05:12:11 · answer #1 · answered by vici 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Don't light a match near Granny.
2007-10-06 14:56:44 · answer #2 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
An elderly man goes into a brothel & tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at him and asks, "How old are you?" He replies, "I'm 90!" "90! " she says...."Don't you realize you've already had it?" "Oh, sorry." says the old man. "How much do I owe you?"
2007-10-06 13:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Do you know what will happen to her if she cant fart.
She will fill up with gas and slowly drift up to the ceiling like a balloon.LOL
2007-10-06 12:18:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Need that gal to join the dragon ranks.
Love it
2007-10-06 12:30:55 · answer #5 · answered by dragon 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ever notice how much funnier nursing home jokes get as you age?
LOLzors!!!! XD
2007-10-06 12:26:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Funny one! You should have a star!
That made my day with a pleasent joke.
2007-10-06 12:42:07 · answer #7 · answered by ~~Webkinz~~StarDust8893~SnowSnow 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Nothing like a good fart.
2007-10-06 12:16:22 · answer #8 · answered by simply_me 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
great one to start a saturday morn lmao
have a star
2007-10-06 12:12:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Cute joke. That would be a bad situation to be put in. lol
2007-10-06 12:45:47 · answer #10 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋