A Blonde Goes On A Diet:
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
2007-10-05 06:54:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Not bad; Why don't lions eat clowns ?
Because they taste funny.
2007-10-05 07:07:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm a blond and trying to lose weight. I never thought of skipping for a day. LOL-really good joke.
2007-10-05 07:04:20 · answer #2 · answered by phlada64 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. I'd do better with the skipping, than I would with the dieting. Maybe she's got something there.
2007-10-05 07:30:40 · answer #3 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL....loved it. Think I better start skipping....trying not to eat sure isn't working.
2007-10-05 07:23:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That one is cute, another one that I have not heard before. At least she was getting her exercises.
2007-10-05 09:57:42 · answer #5 · answered by SapphireB 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
. thanksThat was so funny I had to delay writing my answer for a few minutes, I'm back and ready for more. We need to laugh more , it's so therapeutic . Thanks cicozma!!
2007-10-05 07:41:36 · answer #6 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it
2007-10-05 07:09:14 · answer #7 · answered by dragon 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank God I'm not blonde! That would just kill my knees!!
:)
2007-10-05 07:07:17 · answer #8 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! ha ha ha, but maybe she wasn't so dumb after all!
2007-10-05 15:38:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does this have to do with senior citizens? funny though..
2007-10-05 07:09:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋