Our recently opened hotel - McTealc Towers is proving popular with our monied cousins from the Americas.
We have a family booking for 18 from a family hailing from Utah. That might be a struggle. We need more staff.
I have offered the job of security to a dour Scot by the name of McTealc - I am hoping that his dedication to duty will keep him from the ample charms of some of the ladies - although they tend to keep themselves close to the restaurant and kitchen.
I thought for the gentlemen a buxom wench from the Antipodes and a rough sense of humour may be an attraction - she drinks, but I will keep an eye on the bar when she is around.
She can look after room service. N0 - SHE REALLY CAN!
So now we need to fill the posts of cook and hall porter.
I thought of head hunting a handsome chap by the name of GOLDWING from California - as hall porter he could act as translater too.
Lord knows - these folk don't know their trunks from cases nor bonnets from hoods!
2007-10-04 20:09:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
What! No mini-bar?Jeeze.
2007-10-05 05:40:14 · answer #1 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We all know McTeal screwed up his security duties at the hen house, so I think he would be better suited for the bouncer at the bar. Him of the gigantic arm muscles and height.
Goldwing with his prior experience is more suited to the spa/gym as he used to own or run one at one time. However you will have to ask him when he gets back, as he is off until next week.
Are you sure these people from Utah are the real thing and not one of those offshoots, just looking to secure some more wife's for their lair.
I know the Tinman could be your bartender, as I heard mention that he himself is into the making of the Vino. Perhaps he would even share his recipe and you could bottle and sell the wine under the restaurants hotel label.
Lady G could be your bookkeeper.
Gladys could be your entertainment in the bars lounge, I hear she has a good following for the comedy and will surely draw many customers in.
Just a few of my suggestions. Lets us all know how your procurement of staff progresses.
2007-10-05 08:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by Moe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
McTeal was a washout in the hen house, maybe that cute little rooster fella, have you seen him about? He could do wake up calls for you as well !!
I see our Goldwing in the pub, an irish pub, pouring the ale and chatting the ladies, listening to their woes and worries with a kindly ear and a strong shoulder, and charming the men with his prowess at darts and billards.
Leading happy hour with a rollicking tune or two and bringing down the house with a coyote type cog dance on the mahogany bar.
Irish beer and French food, its so cosmopolitian, I do love your vol an vent seafood but I must watch my figure.
Come to think, might be a good place for McTeal as well, we can all keep an eye on him. I fear some comely wench is going to show up one day with an armful of little ones and another tugging at her skirt, demanding to see McTeal.
I however, am the mysterious guest who arrived with heaps of LV luggage and a sleek greyhound, who I had to pay extra for, the lady in veils (all dressed in white of course, black is a tad too dramatic) seen walking the moor in the mist and sighing for my lost master of the fleet-
Staring out to sea and willing the Gods to bring him back to me. My handsome nordic stud muffin and master of the fleet.
They who stand and wait also serve. I dont believe he is lost at sea.
When he returns he can arrange a cruise for all your guests. In the meantime I will find a quiet place, in a dark corner in the pub where no one can see the tracks of my tears and hear my sad sighs, so keep those martinis coming ... dont tell me just because I am mixing up my countries and probably my metaphors, if I used any, I have had too many.
2007-10-05 09:37:35 · answer #3 · answered by isotope2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To entice Goldwing into employment send him some photos of your new gym hoose.
You new rooster should arrive today to entice the chooks home. McT will see to them as well as his other duties. Wanda of the Wabbling tray will need to be watched as to the extent of the 'room service'. You will need more than one cook. When the lassies get out of their beds here I am sure you will get some applying for the 'pot'. You could ask Dragon and SLK or the Italian Barbara to come for a bit of dress up of the parlor and secret watching of the staff until the newness wears off. Who will be the chamber maid and where is Mr Eyes is he running the guest register or hiding in the malt? This new Tower of yours sounds like a lot of work. Your bar will be safe when your Utah family shows up, make lots of Kool aid and Jello.
2007-10-04 21:31:53 · answer #4 · answered by lilabner 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-07 05:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've only had experience in 'being' staff. I happen to have the gift of service. I don't mind waiting on others or cleaning up for that matter. Seems like it's a lot of help you'll be needing there, so this poor America will be glad to help you with those monied ones. lol
2007-10-05 04:29:26 · answer #6 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eyes have you considered a manly well built hunk of Chef for the cooking duties. I for one would peel the taties, dice the celery and carrots if I shared space with a nice looking Chef. I could even learn to pluck a chook if need be. If any of our men folk apply for the job of chief cook please consider ALL applications fairly. In todays times most all jobs are done by both sexes.
2007-10-05 03:52:57 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Security to McTeal! Hog wash.
He couldn't keep the Drake out of the hen hoose before & now you want him to watch over the Utah bunch. LOL Put him on potty patrol duty if you must but I'll handle the moors.
Out of your mind! That wee filly (wee my a*#) broke more then your arm.
The rest is up to you.
Mind the feet of those 2 lassies now!
2007-10-04 23:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by dragon 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haven't seen Gold wing or Mc Teal for a day or so! Sob! As in tears! Good thing I picked that up! I could offer to do a nightly Can Can if I still can!
2007-10-04 23:35:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you've got a bunch of Polygamists visiting. Watch out for them as they may be looking to form a new community! I'd be willing to gather my guns and help out with security also.
2007-10-05 04:18:31 · answer #10 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i am here m`lady
and fear not i have an amulet to prevent a hexin ach t`was nea my fault that the dastardly stewart went a chook ducken in the hoose that is the way they are lol royalty ach!
2007-10-05 01:10:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋