Some brilliant and brittle statements. Enjoy.
> > >>
> > >> Subject: queer quotes...
> > >>
> > >> If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in sick
> > >> to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."
> > >> ~ Robin Tyler (This lady is Robin Cherniak from Wpg.
> > >> a grade or two behind me in same schools, if I recall)
> > >>
> > >> I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black
> > >> you don't have to tell your mother.
> > >> ~ Charles Pierce
> > >>
> > >> "Dear Abby," In response to a reader who complained
> > >> that a gay couple was moving in across the street and
> > >> wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality
> > >> of the neighborhood. 'You could move.'
> > >> ~ Abigail Van Buren.
> > >>
> > >> The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the
> > >> military is that the next time the government mandates
> > >> a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead
> > >> of running off to Canada .
> > >> ~ Lorne Bloch
> > >>
> > >> Why can't they have gay people in the army?
> > >> Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand
> > >> guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a ******?"
> > >> ~ Jon Stewart
> > >>
> > >> My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All
> > >> those women out there praying for a man, and I'm
> > >> giving them my share.
> > >> ~ Rita Mae Brown
> > >>
> > >> Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture,
> > >> torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals.
> > >> Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should
> > >> be used as weapons.
> > >>
> > >> ~ Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
> > >> You don't have to be straight to be in the military;
> > >> you just have to be able to shoot straight.
> > >> ~ Barry Goldwater
> > >>
> > >> Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable
> > >> seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
> > >> ~ Ernest Gaines
> > >>
> > >> My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose
> > >> sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the
> > >> world at large with surprise and horror.
> > >> ~ W. Somerset Maugham
> > >>
> > >> Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
> > >> ~ted northe
> > >>
> > >> If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female
> > >> homosexuals should be called "ecstatic."
> > >> ~ Shelly Roberts
> > >>
> > >> My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because
she
> > thought
> > >> I was a latent homosexual. There
> > >> was nothing latent about it.
> > >> ~ Amanda Bearse
> > >>
> > >> It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove
> > >> of homosexuality. It's like disapproving of rain....
> > >> ~ Francis Maude
> > >>
> > >> The only queer people are those who don't love
> > >> anybody....
> > >> ~ Rita Mae Brown
> > >>
> > >> The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals
> > >> and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't
> > >> mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals.It's just
> > >> that they need more supervision.
> > >> ~ Lynn Lavner
> > >>
> > >> If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel
> > >> would have been wallpapered.
> > >> ~Robin Tyler
> > >>
> > >> Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a
> > >> secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend.
> > >> "I had a great time with... them." Great! Now they
> > >> don't think you're queer - just a big slut!
> > >> ~Judy Carter
> > >>
> > >> I get sick of listening to straight people complain
> > >> about, "Well, hey, we don't have a heterosexual-pride
> > >> day, why do you need a gay-pride day?" I remember when
> > >> I was a kid I'd always ask my mom: "Why don't we have
> > >> a Kid's Day? We have a Mother's Day and a Father's
> > >> Day, but why don't we have
> > >> a Kid's Day?" My mom would always say, "Every day is
> > >> Kid's Day." To all those heterosexuals that *****
> > >> about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is
> > >> heterosexual-pride day! Can't you people enjoy your
> > >> banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our
> > >> crumbs over here in the corner?
> > >> --Adam Rowland
> > >>
> > >>
> >
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