2007-12-06 11:21:31 · 11 answers · asked by Tracer 5 in Senior Citizens
Those little teeth can go missing if they are just put under a pillow, so I made my kids a little tooth fairy cushion, about four inches across, a little pocket on the side of it to slip a tooth into. My daughters of course was all lacy and frou frou and fairyish -
I thought it might be a good craft idea for some of you crafty types.
2007-12-06 11:12:46 · 6 answers · asked by isotope2007 6 in Senior Citizens
We have an doggie chew toy from the kid's dog when they were children. It has a red ribbon around it and a picture of "Molly" in the middle. Of course, the dog is long gone now, but the memory lives on through this unusual ornament. What's the strangest ornament on your tree this year?
2007-12-06 11:08:17 · 12 answers · asked by Gladys 6 in Senior Citizens
He is paid way too money for what he does... he used to get pretty raunchy on his radio station... but calmed down after he started the Imus Ranch.... I would love to get paid the money he does for saying "nothing"
2007-12-06 10:58:24 · 23 answers · asked by ? 3 in Senior Citizens
A Blonde goes into a Pharmacy
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell
rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at
it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant".
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the container.........
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BO@@OM."
2007-12-06 10:57:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale
2007-12-06 10:52:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
ruffled petticoats on under the skirts?
2007-12-06 10:49:55 · 23 answers · asked by Star doodle 2 in Senior Citizens
Bob was sitting in the bus. On his right was his friend Joe and on his left was a woman who was a complete stranger.
Bob whispers to Joe: "Lets get off at the next stop I have to pee really badly and I don't think I can hold it much longer..."
Joe: "Just pee in that woman's pocket"
Bob: "Don't you think she will notice?"
Joe: "Did you?"
2007-12-06 10:45:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and> sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.>> When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders threemore.>> The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it> would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies,> "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in> Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that> we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.">> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.>> The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way:he> orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from eachof> them in turn.>> One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in thebar> notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the secondround,> the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wantedto> offer my condolences on your great loss.">> The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then light dawns in his eye andhe> laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "My brothers are fine. It's me ... I've quit> drinking!
2007-12-06 10:42:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
There was a man who took great care of his body. One day whilst looking at himself in the mirror he noticed he was all tanned except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it, so he went down to the beach, stripped totally naked and buried himself in the sand except for his penis which he left sticking out.
A short while later, two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one of them was using a walking cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand she started prodding it with her cane remarking to the other old lady "There's just no justice in this world!". The other old lady asked what she meant.
Well, she replied, when I was 20 I was curious about it, when I was 30 I really enjoyed it. Then when I was 40 I asked for it and at 50 I even paid for it. When I was 60 I started praying for it and when I reached 70 I forgot all about it.
Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm to old to squat!!
2007-12-06 10:38:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
George Bush, Chinese President, Penelope Cruz and Sonia Gandhi are traveling in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. Everybody was sitting there looking perplexed.
Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
_Sonia is thinking:_
These Americans are all crazy after Penelope Cruz.
Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
_Penelope Cruz is thinking:_
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got
slapped.
_Bush is thinking:_
Damn it. The Chinese President must have tried to kiss Penelope Cruz. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
_The Chinese President is thinking:_
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing
sound and slap Bush again....
2007-12-06 10:35:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
My vote goes to Heddy Lamar. She stared in one of the first films with a nude scene AND helped beat the Nazis.
2007-12-06 10:23:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
2007-12-06 10:22:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
we americansz speak it better
2007-12-06 10:21:51 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups
I was looking at some magazines like Jet, Ebony, Essence, Vibe Vixen, King, XXL, and Sista2Sista. I was looking at the women inside the hair ads and some of the models and celebirties and I noticed that most of the Black models actresses all looked the same: they either had light skin or long and striaght relaxed hair. What is up? I wrote a essay about this for my African American studies class about how Black people prefer light skin over dark skin. I myself, I have very "African" features, I thick natrual hair, chocolate skin, and a hourglass body. I'm just staring to appreaciate my Afro-latino hertage and my skin color. It's hard because there are barely any dark skinned actresses and you always see dark skinned women in Black movies and vidoes potrayed as the villain or the hoe. I'm tried of it. why can't the dark skinned girl be the love interest of the pretty girl? Why do we have to relax our hair to assmilate? I think natural hair is so much better and easier to take care of.
2007-12-06 10:20:50 · 12 answers · asked by Ayita 5 in Other - Cultures & Groups
Is it caused because we don't understand a culture. Or is it because we have full knowledge of a culture but we still find them susceptible to hatred.
2007-12-06 10:18:03 · 7 answers · asked by honee1090 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I sent my friend (a lesbian) a text message jokingly asking her if she considered herself a "vagetarian". She hasn't called back...do you think it made her mad? Would that offend you or just make you laugh?
2007-12-06 10:16:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
that is soooooooo gay girls enjoy porin 2
2007-12-06 10:16:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
What happened to our Scottish friends and our hillbilly visitors? Must we go on alone?
2007-12-06 10:03:24 · 13 answers · asked by 2jaxx 5 in Senior Citizens
What happened to our Scottish friends and our hillbilly visitors? Must we go on alone?
2007-12-06 10:02:39 · 9 answers · asked by 2jaxx 5 in Senior Citizens
All they do is moan about other peoples cultures and they are rude. They remain in their own groups and don't associate outside of them. Why not stay home? Oh wait I know why because your country is shiite.
2007-12-06 09:58:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups
what about you shine the brightest
2007-12-06 09:47:37 · 5 answers · asked by Sweet Judy 7 in Other - Cultures & Groups
If yes, then how long have you been wearing dentures? Are they comfortable?
2007-12-06 09:40:23 · 13 answers · asked by Miz D 6 in Senior Citizens
give me some ways to fill up my schedule
2007-12-06 09:35:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups
Artery The study of painting!
Bacteria Back door to the cafeteria!
Caesarean Section A district in Rome!
Cat Scan Searching for kitty!
Colic A sheep dog!
Coma Punctuation!
Congenital Friendly
D & C Where Washington is!
Dilate To live long!
Enema Not a friend!
Genital Not Jewish!
Impotent Distinguished, well known!
Labor pain Getting hurt at work!
Medical Staff A doctor's cane!
Morbid High offer!
Nitrate Cheaper than day rate!
Outpatient Person who has fainted!
Pap smear Fatherhood test!
Pelvis Cousin of Elvis!
Post operative Letter Carrier!
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery!
Rectum Damn near killed him!
Secretion Hiding something!
Seizure Rome Emperor!
Tablet A small table!
Terminal illness Getting sick at the airport!
Tumour More than one more!
Urine Opposite of "You're Out"!
Varicose Near by!
Vein Conceited!
2007-12-06 09:27:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
I don't want to offend her.. but I really don't like it.. because I moved on already.. why? why? why? would she say that and make me fall for her over again.. I know that its not true.. she has 2 (maybe more) boyfriends!!! help.. how do I tell her to stop it?
2007-12-06 09:26:42 · 6 answers · asked by ash 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
because i always though of Asians as Chinese or Phillipino (etc.), but i was talking to my friend Sveta (she's Russian) and she was like "yeah, i'm Asian" i though Russia was part of Eurasia not just Asia. i'm really confused.
2007-12-06 09:22:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups
I got circumcised just over 2 months ago, and was hoping to get in touch with men who did the same. I'm 25 by the way, so I've experienced life on the 'uncut' side, now on the cut side. So I guess my question is, were you circumcised as an adult (like, at least 16?) and if so would you be interested in sharing experiences? I'm kinda new to being this way so would love anyone to email me and get in touch.
Thanks!
2007-12-06 09:21:24 · 3 answers · asked by AQZ 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Does anyone have any page links I can go to to find out about Irish contributions to Pop Culture? Pop Culture is anything like Music, Drama, Art, Pottery, etc. I need it for an essay, so any and all help is appreciated. Thanks so much!
2007-12-06 09:12:22 · 2 answers · asked by queenie8393 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups
Cami is my best friend ever. I want to have a housewarming party but I requested NO GIFTS. I'm an older woman and I have everything I need. I would just have more "stuff" that I don't know what to do with. I only have a senior apartment with no storage. Cami says she won't come if she can't bring something. I need her there. It wouldn't be special without her. How can I get her to come without a gift? If she brought something, everybody that DIDN'T bring one would feel bad because I told them they would be sent back to the car without any supper if they had a gift in their hand... What 2 dooo?
2007-12-06 08:53:30 · 10 answers · asked by Wet Doggie 5 in Senior Citizens
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