Artery The study of painting!
Bacteria Back door to the cafeteria!
Caesarean Section A district in Rome!
Cat Scan Searching for kitty!
Colic A sheep dog!
Coma Punctuation!
Congenital Friendly
D & C Where Washington is!
Dilate To live long!
Enema Not a friend!
Genital Not Jewish!
Impotent Distinguished, well known!
Labor pain Getting hurt at work!
Medical Staff A doctor's cane!
Morbid High offer!
Nitrate Cheaper than day rate!
Outpatient Person who has fainted!
Pap smear Fatherhood test!
Pelvis Cousin of Elvis!
Post operative Letter Carrier!
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery!
Rectum Damn near killed him!
Secretion Hiding something!
Seizure Rome Emperor!
Tablet A small table!
Terminal illness Getting sick at the airport!
Tumour More than one more!
Urine Opposite of "You're Out"!
Varicose Near by!
Vein Conceited!
2007-12-06 09:27:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Out of all the postings you've put up this has to be the best one ever! Nice one, very clever and very very funny LOL.
2007-12-06 09:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 10:16:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff. Both my sisters are nurses and 1 brother is a pharmacist that will love these. Thanks.
Translations:
Humour... British Humor
Tumour... British Tumor
2007-12-06 10:04:46 · answer #3 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You forgot a few:
Barium: What to do when CPR fails.
Node: Was aware of.
Protein: In favor of young people.
Congenital: Friendly.
2007-12-06 10:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good chuckles Suzie.
2007-12-06 10:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
good I must be slow today had to read some of those twice before the penny dropped
2007-12-06 17:23:37 · answer #6 · answered by Diamond 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why be a Doctor when you can be a very successful comedian.
2007-12-06 09:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by candle 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
waist scrape paper
xxx wife you got rid of
yellow pee sample
zzz noise coming from waiting room!!!
2007-12-06 09:52:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! You rock!
2007-12-06 09:59:45 · answer #9 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You sound just like my doctor so the answer must be NO!!!
2007-12-06 09:32:50 · answer #10 · answered by emu 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋