Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale
2007-12-06 10:52:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Ya' think he EVEN survived getting through the front door that evening? LOL
2007-12-07 01:22:55 · answer #1 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Test it out for yourself. Buy or borrow some certified weights, or maybe even some dumbbells, on the scale to test it's accuracy. Digital scales are much more accurate than the old standard kind.
2016-05-21 22:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I got a bathroom scale for an anniversary it would be upside his head. LOL
2007-12-06 10:56:26 · answer #3 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moral of the story, Be careful what you wish for.
2007-12-07 07:35:45 · answer #4 · answered by Moe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this one before and copied it and gave it to my boss who is the general manager of a car dealership. I always laugh when I read this one. Thanks for posting it.
2007-12-06 14:39:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhh, hes bad, he will get a bag of coal from Santa. LOL
2007-12-06 11:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by blondie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a slow one eh ? lol
2007-12-07 02:41:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he better not come home!
2007-12-06 10:56:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. and the other ones too.
2007-12-06 11:15:12 · answer #9 · answered by Phil Deese 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was weighing up his options.. hahaha
2007-12-06 11:14:22 · answer #10 · answered by genkilady 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋