Taoist - **** happens.
Buddhist - **** happening is an illusion.
Hindu - This **** has happened before.
Mormon - This **** will happen again.
Moonies - Only happy **** really happens.
Moslem - It is the will of Allah that **** happens.
Confucian - Confucius say, "**** happens."
Zen - What is the sound of **** happening?
Hare Krishna - **** happens **** happens **** **** happens happens.
Pagan - **** is part of the Goddess.
Scientology - Feces occurs.
Stoic - So **** happens; I can take it.
Calvinist - **** happens because you don't work hard enough.
Christian Scientist - If **** happens, pray and it will go away. (**** is in your mind.)
Catholic - If **** happens, you deserve it.
Jew - Why does this **** always happen to us?
Protestant - Let **** happen to someone else.
Atheist - **** happens for no reason.
Hedonist - There's nothing like a good **** happening.
Agnostic - Maybe **** happens, maybe it doesn't. Farts happen.
Rastafarian - Let's smoke this **** (and see what happens).
Jehovah's Witnesses - Let us in and we'll tell you why **** happens.
Seventh Day Adventist - No **** on Saturdays.
Quaker - Shitting in silence is happening.
Baptist - Once you're saved, **** doesn't happen unless you backslide.
Cartesian - It shits, therefore it is happening.
Existentialist - **** is, therefore it happens.
Marxist - We make ****, and it looks just like us.
Wicca - **** happens if you will it to happen.
2007-11-12
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