Taoist - **** happens.
Buddhist - **** happening is an illusion.
Hindu - This **** has happened before.
Mormon - This **** will happen again.
Moonies - Only happy **** really happens.
Moslem - It is the will of Allah that **** happens.
Confucian - Confucius say, "**** happens."
Zen - What is the sound of **** happening?
Hare Krishna - **** happens **** happens **** **** happens happens.
Pagan - **** is part of the Goddess.
Scientology - Feces occurs.
Stoic - So **** happens; I can take it.
Calvinist - **** happens because you don't work hard enough.
Christian Scientist - If **** happens, pray and it will go away. (**** is in your mind.)
Catholic - If **** happens, you deserve it.
Jew - Why does this **** always happen to us?
Protestant - Let **** happen to someone else.
Atheist - **** happens for no reason.
Hedonist - There's nothing like a good **** happening.
Agnostic - Maybe **** happens, maybe it doesn't. Farts happen.
Rastafarian - Let's smoke this **** (and see what happens).
Jehovah's Witnesses - Let us in and we'll tell you why **** happens.
Seventh Day Adventist - No **** on Saturdays.
Quaker - Shitting in silence is happening.
Baptist - Once you're saved, **** doesn't happen unless you backslide.
Cartesian - It shits, therefore it is happening.
Existentialist - **** is, therefore it happens.
Marxist - We make ****, and it looks just like us.
Wicca - **** happens if you will it to happen.
2007-11-12 13:00:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Obviously, Jehovah's Witnesses do not condone profanity but they do appreciate that others connect them so closely with the door-to-door ministry established by Christ Jesus himself.
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
(Matthew 10:7,11,14) As you go, preach, saying, ‘The kingdom of the heavens has drawn near.’ ...Into whatever city or village you enter, search out who in it is deserving... Wherever anyone does not take you in or listen to your words, on going out of that house or that city shake the dust off your feet.
Perhaps a "question" such as this would more appropriately appear in the category "Jokes & Riddles".
http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/?sid=396546041
2007-11-16 07:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marxist is my fav .hahahaha
2007-11-12 21:31:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mind is full of sh*t
2007-11-16 07:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by ۞Aum۞ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋