To get a boyfriend-Try the "Dog" routine. (Not like that) (But
that would probably work too)
To have some fun__________________________________
-Blow an old man a kiss. Then giggle. Then wet your lips.
-Mess around with your cousins bf on her Birthday on her bedroom floor. (I did that)
-Grabb your dads friends butt. (That one might get you grounded though)
Now, to have some fun on a car trip_____________________
-Lift up your skirt as you pass a truker.
-Go to a drive-thru and ask for 1 fry and 9 courtesy waters.
-Moon a car full of hot guys.
-Pee on the side of the road, but don't hide behind a bush.
(That way you can have that "air dry" butt feeling everytime a
car drives past you)
To get ride of the remains of that fun night you had_________
Rub toothpaste on it. (For hickeys)
Hide him in your closet.
Mints
Makeup (for that tattoo)
excuses__________
-The Devil made me do it.
-Your car always had that dent!
-Then this Asian gang ran up, waving a gun it..
2007-11-10
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