I love Jesus. I have forsaken the path of marriage, and instead devoted my life to Jesus, and spreading his word. Because Jesus would want me to spread my seed, I do engage in premarital sex, yet only to spread future followers all over the world. I'm sure Jesus would agree with me.
But, my friends, as of recent times I have received a lot of back talk. People tell me "You're a fanatic", and "Your views on life are out of line." Really? Am I out of line by saying that Jesus doesn't like women as much as he likes men? (Jesus was a male after all.) Am I out of line for proposing that we force homosexual people to act straight by having every child attend a "Straight Class" in school? Children learn at early ages.
It's just common sense. I would greatly appreciate it if a bunch of people would concur with my notion that these people who oppose me are idiots. If you don't, please don't post. I don't take advice from idiots.
I am also certain that Jesus owns a yahoo answers account.
2007-09-01
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