I love Jesus. I have forsaken the path of marriage, and instead devoted my life to Jesus, and spreading his word. Because Jesus would want me to spread my seed, I do engage in premarital sex, yet only to spread future followers all over the world. I'm sure Jesus would agree with me.
But, my friends, as of recent times I have received a lot of back talk. People tell me "You're a fanatic", and "Your views on life are out of line." Really? Am I out of line by saying that Jesus doesn't like women as much as he likes men? (Jesus was a male after all.) Am I out of line for proposing that we force homosexual people to act straight by having every child attend a "Straight Class" in school? Children learn at early ages.
It's just common sense. I would greatly appreciate it if a bunch of people would concur with my notion that these people who oppose me are idiots. If you don't, please don't post. I don't take advice from idiots.
I am also certain that Jesus owns a yahoo answers account.
2007-09-01 12:06:40 · 15 answers · asked by cornelius2802000 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My friend,
If you think that you have loved Jesus that much, remember He was the first who loves you so much... and no matter how much we love Him, it is merely a response to His great love to us.
2007-09-02 03:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by frHerbert 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, be aware of how your beliefs might affect others. People are not idiots just because they don't believe you. Also, I would advise you to interpret your faith with a certain degree of wisdom, most people take things too literally in the bible without seeking the background meaning or moral. I would also advise you to read the gospel accounts of how Jesus and the Pharisees interacted, it might bring some insight.
2007-09-01 12:14:54 · answer #2 · answered by Swiftwind 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You do not love Him at all.
You mock and ridicule us.
You call us idiots.
You say anyone who opposes your views is an idiot. Are you 2 years old? That's normal behavior for a 2 year old, but not for even a 12 year old, as you seem to be.
Your proposals are nonsense.
Sorry, but I disagree with you.
I will agree that I do not take advice from idiots, which is why I would never take yours.
2007-09-01 12:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are wrong in every way, and bringing shame to Jesus. Premarital sex is the most wrong thing in the world... you cant show real love to someone until marrige! And sex is one of the greatest showments of love.
2007-09-01 12:13:46 · answer #4 · answered by Kellie Bellie 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i don't think force was jesus's way of life. we have free will, that means homosexuals can live their lifes too, don't you see how much they already have to put up against? if you think it's a sin, then just respect every person's right to sin... they will pay for their sins and not you. as for jesus liking man more than woman.... no offense but that's stupid. a woman can be just as good as a man and sometimes more.
2007-09-01 12:14:27 · answer #5 · answered by larissa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, and successful in an off-beat way. Try it as a stand-up routine, cut, edit, add to, and polish like crazy. Is there a comedy club in your town? If so, see if they have an open-mike night.
2007-09-01 12:16:00 · answer #6 · answered by Yank 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in Jesus but I sincerely hope that you don't EVER EVER come within a 5 mile radius of any kids. Ever.
2007-09-01 12:14:48 · answer #7 · answered by Black Star Deceiver 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're understanding of Jesus is extremely limited.
2007-09-01 12:15:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We could never love Jesus to much...He gave his life for us..but God Almighty the Father desires to be first..click here http://groups.yahoo.com/group/prayer_for_miracles ...to learn more about The Father, The son (Jesus), and the Holy Spirit sent forth from the Father..All 3 are of the same spirit..
Pray this prayer on your knee's:
Father in the name of Jesus forgive
me of all of the sins that I have
committed since the day of my birth here on earth..Father in the name of Jesus lead and guide me to your will for my life..I believe you sent your son Jesus to die for my sins and the sins of all mankind..Father lead and guide me to your will for my life..In Jesus name I pray to you..amen and amen..
love and peace, Lady Minister Queen
2007-09-01 12:15:28 · answer #9 · answered by Sister Queen 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no it doesnt say anywhere in the bible that is wrong to want to fille jesus in a tub full of anal lubricants
2007-09-01 12:10:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋