Society & Culture - 23 October 2006

2006-10-23 22:05:35 · 4 answers · asked by anju s 1 in Community Service

The Catholic Church's air conditioning broke down, so they
had to hire a man to crawl around in the ducts and figure
out what was wrong.

As the man peeked down through one of the vents in the
sanctuary, he saw little old Mrs. Murphy kneeling by the
altar, apparently saying her rosary. Since the man was a
fundamental Baptist, he thought it'd be funny to try and
mess with the lady's mind.

In his best authoritative voice, he said, "This is Jesus.
Your prayers will be answered."

The little old lady didn't even blink, just kept on saying
her prayers. The man decided maybe she didn't hear him, and
tried again. "This is Jesus, the Son of God! Your prayers
will be answered!"

Again, she didn't react at all. Mustering up a big breath
of air, the man decided to try again. "THIS IS JESUS
CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD! YOUR PRAYERS WILL BE ANSWERED!"

The lady looks up and says, "SHUT UP! I'M TALKING TO YOUR
MOTHER!"

2006-10-23 22:03:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

and we are concerned about Deforestation....
Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be humen too

Gee, cousin Louie
You're doin' real good
Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of man's red fire

But I don't know how to make fire

Now don't try to kid me, mancub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, mancub
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be like you

You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
oooooooooo

2006-10-23 22:02:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-23 21:59:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What are the supposed modern day parallels between the book of revelation and life these days, supposedly within the end times? What is it talking about using the metaphorical language such as the seven bowls of gods wrath, the woman on the beast? Is it happening yet, how must we prepare?

2006-10-23 21:59:21 · 10 answers · asked by einenglander 3 in Religion & Spirituality

i'm just curious...

thanks....

2006-10-23 21:58:25 · 10 answers · asked by pisces09 1 in Religion & Spirituality

You can try dozens of times and get no response at all.

2006-10-23 21:58:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-23 21:56:35 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

how dya say محط الانظار in english? help!!!

2006-10-23 21:55:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

my friends eat my lunch from the tiffin in my absence in the classroom without even bothering to ask me once.i have to then stay hungry throughout my lunchbreak.i cant say no to them as they are my friends.what should i do ??please help !

2006-10-23 21:55:24 · 14 answers · asked by varun 2 in Etiquette

2006-10-23 21:54:35 · 5 answers · asked by Orditz 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-10-23 21:52:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

DON'T you think some religious fanatics need to lay off the crack?
enough is enough...

2006-10-23 21:52:04 · 11 answers · asked by alex 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I know that there are some occasions where you might stub your toe or get hit by a plywood and you just blurt out a random word, which usually ends up being a profanity, but why swear in other context? I mean, it doesn't really accomplish anything. Take any sentence and with a couple of ****ing swearword, it ****ing becomes a piece of ****.
In my opinion, it gives the speaker a sense of mental incapability, as he or she tries to make a sentence simply longer by adding swear words. I don't see it accomplishing anything, so why swear?

2006-10-23 21:50:00 · 22 answers · asked by ozarugold51 2 in Etiquette

Shoul'nt Aisha married a person that is the same age with her

2006-10-23 21:46:43 · 10 answers · asked by ubuntu 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Jesus sent his disciples to announce the Kingdom of God from village to village.
Would have He also sent them nowadays from chat to chat or forum to forum?

2006-10-23 21:45:59 · 10 answers · asked by Gospel of Thomas 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-23 21:45:58 · 14 answers · asked by alex 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-23 21:45:28 · 5 answers · asked by mimi 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Aren't we all good at planning? We plan projects, meetings, careers, even holidays. Do we pay good deeds enough attention? If no; then let's start today and plan. If yes, what are you planning today? I am planning 'selat rahem' - keeping in touch with relatives. It is the Eid and connecting with relatives is a very good thing a muslim can do during these days. Eid is about Compassion. What about you?

2006-10-23 21:45:08 · 9 answers · asked by daliaadel 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Could you write a little comment on this parable?

Matthew 20: 1"For the kingdom of heaven is like a landowner who went out early in the morning to hire men to work in his vineyard. 2He agreed to pay them a denarius for the day and sent them into his vineyard. 3"About the third hour he went out and saw others standing in the marketplace doing nothing. 4He told them, 'You also go and work in my vineyard, and I will pay you whatever is right.' 5So they went. "He went out again about the sixth hour and the ninth hour and did the same thing. 6About the eleventh hour he went out and found still others standing around. He asked them, 'Why have you been standing here all day long doing nothing?' 7" 'Because no one has hired us,' they answered. "He said to them, 'You also go and work in my vineyard.' 8"When evening came, the owner of the vineyard said to his foreman, 'Call the workers and pay them their wages, beginning with the last ones hired and going on to the first.'

2006-10-23 21:44:47 · 5 answers · asked by Gospel of Thomas 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-23 21:44:34 · 8 answers · asked by jump v 1 in Halloween

2006-10-23 21:43:59 · 4 answers · asked by georgekanhenga 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Does a constant collaboration exist between the antichrist and the false prophet? Are there also antagonists?
In the following I am quoting the three passages from the book of Revelation in which it speaks of the false prophet. Then I will make some comments, and of course, some details will also be stimulated by your answers, if there will be any.

Revelation 16:13Then I saw three evil spirits that looked like frogs; they came out of the mouth of the dragon, out of the mouth of the beast and out of the mouth of the false prophet.
Revelation 19:20But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur.

2006-10-23 21:40:05 · 9 answers · asked by Gospel of Thomas 2 in Religion & Spirituality

You could say murder is wrong. But what if you were protecting your family? Or stealing is wrong but then again maybe you need to feed your children. Is there anything which you think is wrong with no exeptions?

2006-10-23 21:39:19 · 8 answers · asked by SR13 6 in Other - Society & Culture

In your opinion is it correct that the Witnesses of Jehovah don't publish on their official site (www.watchtower.org ) the book "Revelation—Its Grand Climax at Hand! "?

2006-10-23 21:38:05 · 6 answers · asked by Gospel of Thomas 2 in Religion & Spirituality

other then cemetary which type of places are full of spiritual beings

2006-10-23 21:36:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

I'm talking about people with no common sense, for eg: people who walk all the way down a very long corridor just to tell you there is no paper in a copier that is not in your department anyway - amongst plenty of other things too long to list. Grr!

2006-10-23 21:35:56 · 30 answers · asked by Sunshine Smile 6 in Other - Society & Culture

Mark 12:29
And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is Hear, O Isreal: The Lord our God is ONE LORD

2006-10-23 21:34:47 · 18 answers · asked by ? 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-23 21:33:52 · 9 answers · asked by alex 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-10-23 21:32:06 · 15 answers · asked by righteous992003 4 in Religion & Spirituality