The Catholic Church's air conditioning broke down, so they
had to hire a man to crawl around in the ducts and figure
out what was wrong.
As the man peeked down through one of the vents in the
sanctuary, he saw little old Mrs. Murphy kneeling by the
altar, apparently saying her rosary. Since the man was a
fundamental Baptist, he thought it'd be funny to try and
mess with the lady's mind.
In his best authoritative voice, he said, "This is Jesus.
Your prayers will be answered."
The little old lady didn't even blink, just kept on saying
her prayers. The man decided maybe she didn't hear him, and
tried again. "This is Jesus, the Son of God! Your prayers
will be answered!"
Again, she didn't react at all. Mustering up a big breath
of air, the man decided to try again. "THIS IS JESUS
CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD! YOUR PRAYERS WILL BE ANSWERED!"
The lady looks up and says, "SHUT UP! I'M TALKING TO YOUR
MOTHER!"
2006-10-23 22:03:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Lord have mercy on you my friend.
2006-10-23 22:08:08 · answer #1 · answered by ccc4jesus 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This was funny. It's not bordering on the Insulting level where you have people who say stuff that really crosss the line. I am catholic and i found it funny. my philosophy is that if i can't laugh at myself, i am either up myself or too serious or both.
2006-10-24 05:16:40 · answer #2 · answered by Harry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do not assume things. assumption is the mother of all screwups. well, murphy said that. not god or holy books.
2006-10-24 05:12:39 · answer #3 · answered by Raja Krsnan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, not blasphemous enough, but cute-haha.
2006-10-24 05:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - now that is funny! Thanks for a good laugh. Laughter is good spiritual medicine.
2006-10-24 05:10:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
ok
2006-10-24 05:06:24 · answer #6 · answered by snuggels102 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋