It’s spring of 2008, and an old man approaches the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the US Marine standing guard and says, "I'd like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine looks at the man and says, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man says, "Okay" and walks away.
The following day, the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine again tells the man, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanks him and again, just walks away.
The third day, the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you've been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looks at the Marine and says, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
2006-07-25
03:38:29
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