It’s spring of 2008, and an old man approaches the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the US Marine standing guard and says, "I'd like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine looks at the man and says, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man says, "Okay" and walks away.
The following day, the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine again tells the man, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanks him and again, just walks away.
The third day, the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you've been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looks at the Marine and says, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
2006-07-25 03:38:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
To Jim W: I'm sorry that you have the attention span of a kindergardener and you can't read anything over two sentences long. You must be having a tough go in life.
2006-07-25 03:50:38 · update #1
Very cute ,I enjoyed not hearing dirty words or sexual innuendos and no hate just humor .Thanks for a pleasant few moments my friend,
2006-07-25 07:43:04 · answer #1 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 3⤊ 4⤋
haha...
a few more political 1s:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
George Bushes, father Bush and son Bush, Bush, Jr., are on board a small two seater plane when suddenly George Senior, the pilot, parachutes out of the plane. Not knowing how to fly, National Guard Service or not, a plane George, Jr., grabs the radio.
"Mayday, mayday! My Dad just jumped out of the plane!"
Ground control receives the call for help and answers back:
"Your dad?"
"He left me here! Took the parachute!"
"Sir, your dad?"
"He's the pilot! Gosh!"
"Okay, don't worry, sir. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."
"I'm over six feet and sitting in the front!"
A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called "the George Bush Watch" and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says--"you are suppose to read his lips".
He then looks at a watch called the "Ross Perot Watch" and notices that it isn't running - the sales clerk tells him "it runs, it doesn't run, it runs, it doesn't run . . ."
He then notices a watch called the "Bill Clinton Watch" and sees that it runs, has hands and looks like a pretty good watch. He asks the sales clerk how much. The sales clerk replies "$19.95 plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax . . ."
Before his infamous haircut on the tarmac, Clinton asked his stylist Christophe, "How long will this take, how much will it cost, and how good will this look?"
Christophe replied just ten minutes, cost $20, and look marvelous. An hour and fifteen minutes later, Clinton looked into the mirror in horror and Christophe handed him a bill for $200.
Clinton gasped, "You took too long, it doesn't look that great, and it is costing me ten times more than you said!"
Christophe replied, "That makes us even."
2006-07-25 05:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by Em 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a Liberal, I'd rather laugh than fight as well.
Yes, I did like the joke...very much.
It's too bad we can't have that kind of an attitude from all Conservatives and Liberals.
I would rather talk things out rather than fight but unfortunately, the people on Capital Hill do not feel the same.
2006-07-25 05:10:17 · answer #3 · answered by MSJP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was a good one. I look forward to the time when he is no longer living at the White House.
2006-07-25 05:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by shirley_corsini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just skimmed over the question.Too long-winded and boring,much like yourself?
Just saw your answer to Keyes/President question.
He is a closet-case homophobe,not "brilliant" lol
You owe people an apology for Keyes being "mercilessly smeared by the left",WRONG,but,as the right-wing alter boy you are,you'll never be man enough to admit it.
2006-07-25 03:44:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see u . s . a . of america is destroying itself internally with the aid of divisive hatreds, once you awaken to what's definitely going on this is going to likely be too previous due, the finished wealthy could have screwed you and you will no longer have a rustic anymore. yet you opt to play around whilst Rome burns, your selection eh?
2016-10-08 07:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A great joke for your liberal friends, I am not looking forward to the day when it is no longer a joke.
2006-07-25 03:43:43 · answer #7 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the best one i have ever herd.Even if you dont vote my answer as the best one, I still give you 10 on 10.
2006-07-25 03:44:11 · answer #8 · answered by ankudi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. :-)
I've heard it told about Clinton, too. It's a very bipartisan joke!
2006-07-25 03:42:20 · answer #9 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Even some of us conservatives love that one!
2006-07-25 03:42:32 · answer #10 · answered by Goose&Tonic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny.
2006-07-25 04:58:06 · answer #11 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋