The Labour Governments,
A Politcally Correct Night Before Christmas... Santa can't
smoke his pipe, the elves have unionized, Gordon Brown has Taxed his sleigh and the animal "rights"
folks have prevented the reindeer from flying...
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the north pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.
Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear
That Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!
The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
The ruts were termed dangerous by the H.S.E.
2007-10-12
05:50:14
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