i have no clue what the stuff was, but my dog came in after his usual evening roam around the house, and he had what appeared to be some sort of jelly fish feces (sorry... no other way to discribe it) on his back. it was thick, slimey, and kind of a creamy gray in color. as soon as i picked him up to give him a bath, the odor hit me. it was as if something from the very bowels of the earth had slithered forth and vomited it's grotesque venom on my poor little dog. my eyes watered. my lungs burned. my stomach went into painful spasms. i began to salivate uncontrolably. my only escape was to ditch the dog in the sink and dash out the back door. the fresh air returned me to my senses, and i was able to return... slowly... into the house to bathe that wretched muck from the dog, sending it down the drain and, hopefully, back to the primordial uck from whence it came.
2007-01-09
13:30:35
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