Friends - March 2007

he likes me but i dont i want to tell him but i dont want to hurt his feeelings he is like a comedian but he ugly !

2007-03-24 07:15:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2007-03-24 07:13:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

his best friend and my cousin tells me he is cheating

2007-03-24 07:09:11 · 7 answers · asked by amesha j 1

i have 2 best frnds of all time. one of them is the greatest friend ever and she always helps me with everything and lately she has been VERY depressed and i want to help her out a lot because she has helped me through the hardest of times through my life. she closed all means of contact and i can't reach her at all. and she keeps sayin i'm dying cuz of some thins and that is a suicidal thought.

my other friend is great but she has more than one best friend which i dont' mind but she always puts me second and she is always first on my list. she always tells me that she is here for me whenever i need her to be but then when i do need her she kind of ignores me. when i am happy ( and i am a generally funny person) she talks to me and it seems she uses me to solve her own problems and use my humor to help herself. she talks with her other friends about me and she always makes it seem i am a weird person. also i don't really beleive she thinks of me as a frnd even though she says i am.

2007-03-24 07:03:38 · 12 answers · asked by Lila 1

So there's girl in one of my classes who sits only a couple seats away, and I don't like her at all and she's like a near-friendless loser. But the reason I don't really like her is how she always glances up really subtly (she never talks) and slightly reacts to everything I do whenever I'm around. Like if my back is turned and I'm talking to someone else, she'll stare at me from across the room, then look away when I turn around. I have no interest at all in this girl, but what she does is REAALLLLLLYY starting to bug me. What should I do??

2007-03-24 06:56:21 · 5 answers · asked by Kaylie 2

We use to talk hours on the phone at night everyday...now we hardly talk about anything...this makes me feel guilty because of not finding a topic. Could this be the end of us?"

2007-03-24 06:50:17 · 8 answers · asked by redpoker777 1

1. start finding someone to love.......(but have not much time for it and am not ready yet...i think)
2. start taking my job seriously, love it more and be dedicative...(i recently had had so many memo's, mistakes)
3. finish my studies or just give to my family the money that i've saved or will be saving for it
4. START to FINISH my life.....(just kidding don't take it seriously you guys!)

2007-03-24 06:46:56 · 9 answers · asked by franzvjr 1

we rnt lonely, its my group of friends that have imaginary friends, ryan has gerald and me, lauren, and ashlee have harold (geralds good twin) its a pretty serious joke.

2007-03-24 06:32:34 · 7 answers · asked by GDCBGB 3

i am not sure if he wants to stop or not
all i know is that he is a good kid
he just got in with the wrong crowd and now is using drugs
how can i help him stop

2007-03-24 06:29:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Have u ever got tired of a friend?
I have even of my ex best friend hehehe she became so dependent on me, she got anoying, she needed help 4 everyting!!!!
What is ur case?????????

2007-03-24 06:21:04 · 3 answers · asked by ♥ Alexiz 2

What do you do to prevent that from being jealous?

2007-03-24 06:21:01 · 13 answers · asked by *Rachel* 3

I'm the only one at school who holds the door for people or smiles and says hello to random people. I always try to help but have been told that nobody does that any more? I think that If im not kind and helpfull who will be? So how do you feel about it?

2007-03-24 06:19:31 · 3 answers · asked by VOID 3

Im not one to do anything like this, asking other people for adviswe but its really eating me up inside. I pretend like it doesnt bother me but it really does really bad. She knows but i guess she doesnt care. I knew her boyfriend was cheating on her in dec but i didnt tell her untl feb b/c its really not anything you want to tell sum 1 knowing itll completely turn thier life upside down. I talked to him about and told him if i found out he did it again i would tell her. Yes i know for fact he was cheating on her and no it wasnt me, i would never do that. Ne-wayz i told her and now she completely cut me out of her life. Ive tried so hard to still be here and let her know that im not mad. I didnt want her to make any decisions about it i simply told her b/c i personaly would expect her to tell me. Ive given up & told her that im done trying to be her friend and that she knows my number if she wants to be the bestfriend that i uesd to have. Did i do the right thing? Or should i still try

2007-03-24 06:17:10 · 7 answers · asked by anonomous 1

Hey everyone

My name is Jimmy and im 19 years old, im going to be grauating from my highschool in Oregon in a few months. I recently had an akle surgery from a soccer accident. . Two days before my surgery my girlfriend left me because of untrue rumors that she heard. Mind you this was one week before christmas. Almost all if our friends were common friends and now it seems as though im hated in my school for no real reason. Im not invited to things anymore and im not really sure what i did other than be left alone in a hospitol bed for a few fdays. Ive been trying to get along with my life playing sports and working out but its just hard to be alone all the time. ive tried tallking to a counselor but that did little help. Im a really nice guy, in shape, funny and friendly but some reason people dont want to be around me anymore. If anyone has any advice please let me know, thank you.

2007-03-24 06:13:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

My best friend is great she is soo nice but kind of inconsiderate.Lately she has been making me depressed about myself.If i look good someone says she looks like a model if I have a gorgeous coat it looks better on her.If I like a guy he wnats to go out with her.She is also kind of only hanging out with me when no onee else is around which means when she is around all my other friends are hanging out with her.
What should I do I'm miserable

2007-03-24 06:12:36 · 33 answers · asked by Day Dreamer 2

2007-03-24 06:10:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-24 06:10:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-24 06:09:46 · 20 answers · asked by Billiam 1

So I asked a friend earlier in the week to go to a party with me last night and he says yes. So yesterday during the day I told him what time I wanted to leave for the party and what time he should meet me, we agreed to leave at 11pm. So I call him at 9pm again and tell him he can come over anytime b/c I just got home. Anyways, I get out of the shower at like 10:30pm and I see he texts me and says he can't make it. So I call him and his phone is off, then I finally got through around 11pm but no pick up. So I'm mad that he didn't even have the decency to call me and tell me he couldn't come, let alone cancel at the last minute. I wasn't planning on going to this party with anyone else, so I was about to go on my own until I found another friend to come along with me. What are your thoughts? I don't even feel like talking to this kid. Am I being too harsh?

2007-03-24 06:06:52 · 15 answers · asked by Young Chea 1

when you fell down from heaven.
because with a face like that you must be an angel!!

2007-03-24 06:03:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Okay. I've known this boy since third grade then we were complete strangers, but now just up until two years ago we became best friends. We got into chatting online. We live about 70 miles away so it's hard to see him. Until recently we saw each other. Since the, every time we talk to each other he'd ends with "Love" and "I miss you" and so on. I am not against it, since I really like him. Does he like me too? He's a year older.

2007-03-24 06:00:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

she invites everyone in our group to her parties except me...it really hurts...i thought we were friends...

2007-03-24 06:00:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

my friend is under a lot of stress right now and i am afraid she will do something stupid like cut herself or run away. WHAT DO I DO???

2007-03-24 05:57:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

i have arranged to go out tonight with a mate i havent seen in ages but im still sick from a heavy one last night. i dont wanna go out but i cant let my mate down. how can i plug away?

2007-03-24 05:53:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

My husband works as a security officer and he spends nights at work with this female. They are along most of the time.He says he can't stand her and that she's a *****. She's accused other men of sexually harrasing her and everyone's scared of her.I told him if she ever accused him i'd believe her, am i wrong for that. every time i try to talk about her he says he doesn't want to argue because she's not worth it.Should i believe him?

2007-03-24 05:53:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I don't really have any friends that im cofortable talking to about real personaal stuff but i need to talk to someone. Who???

2007-03-24 05:48:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

please help me!!!!!!!!

2007-03-24 05:48:03 · 25 answers · asked by elmophoobear 2

I was just reading a webpage about Low Self-Esteem and it said not to let people pressurise you into doing things you don't want to do, you'd think that was an obvious one.
I do have low self-esteem and a need to please people/look after them. My friend has had depression/suicidal thoughts and always manages to talk me into things i dont want to do by saying 'please i feel really emotional' of course i say ok. How do I put my foot down?

2007-03-24 05:46:29 · 28 answers · asked by truth_and_time_tells_all 6

We've been dating almost three months and I was wondering do you think a relationship in high school can last forever? My boyfriend and I talk about never breaking up and staying together for a long time is that possible? I really love him and he feels the same way about me. I want to go to college to become an Opera singer and if that doesn't work out I have back up plans to do something music related, but he doesn't really know what he wants to pursue and he'll be a senior next year and I'm a freshman. He said when I'm gone away at college for four years he'll wait for me it just sounds too good to be true, but he said he would wait that long because he said he hadn't dated for eight years until he met me. I know I'm thinking too much, but I really love him and he means the world to me and I mean the same thing to him what should I do?

2007-03-24 05:45:10 · 12 answers · asked by Blue eyed girl 2

2007-03-24 05:42:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous