Family - July 2006

In the cover of night I stole one of my daughters rubber duckies. I have him chained to my celler floor. What I did not know is these fowl creatures screem like raped apes. I'm looseing sleep! I tried wrapping it's hidious maw with duck tape but he chewed right threw it. I had no idea that these soft looking yellow critters have teeth that would make a wearwolf enviouse. Now what can I use?
Mollygog have you noticed Tyrone is MISSING? Muhahahaaaaa!

2006-07-03 00:57:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Hello,

People, right now I am just heading out to see my uncle

He was involved in a nasty accident and I am very,

Worried about him, wanna just you know pray,

That he will be ok, how can I comfort his,

Wife and children in this horrible time?

Cheers!!

2006-07-03 00:47:19 · 21 answers · asked by East Bay Punk 4

Something different that can be bought or done on-line (already thought of that, you bunch of perverts)and forget flowers, so old hat!!!

2006-07-03 00:31:59 · 44 answers · asked by ADRIAN J 2

2006-07-03 00:30:09 · 16 answers · asked by GIVOVO 1

i went looking for a flat on saturday with my boyfriend and we loved it but i dont wanna tell my mum i think she would be upset and im scared of leaving her and becoming home sick wot should i do?

2006-07-03 00:18:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Beautiful looking I mean.... just 0.1% people out 100 may care for heart

2006-07-03 00:08:47 · 16 answers · asked by krypton 1

2006-07-02 23:58:03 · 11 answers · asked by estella882000 2

My daughter is 27 and I am in my 60s and I know that sometime within the next 10 years will come a time when I will no longer be able to care for her. I need to start looking now for a residential care home where I know she will be well looked after. Recomendation is always a good place to start.
thank you

2006-07-02 23:29:02 · 1 answers · asked by jab 1

lost her only younger brother last week due to a short illness. and since then all she does is sit in silence all day...not a word to anyone. i know shes suffering, I'm trying to do my best for her, i feel helpless myself at times. she only has me and my older sister, we are her only family left. the funeral will take place in the next few days. so i need to know how can we help her the best possible way? No doctors please. well not for now anyway. any help appriciated thanks.

2006-07-02 23:14:07 · 22 answers · asked by Heavens-@ngel 2

2006-07-02 23:14:04 · 8 answers · asked by jhun 1

2006-07-02 22:51:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I need atleast 25 ways :)

2006-07-02 22:30:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-02 22:28:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mom?
mom-n-law?
Dad?
the youngest child?
the cat?
who?

2006-07-02 22:05:09 · 37 answers · asked by My Big Bear Ron 6

Please keep it human. I already know some think of God as the leader.

2006-07-02 22:03:31 · 9 answers · asked by My Big Bear Ron 6

2006-07-02 22:03:18 · 6 answers · asked by flower4bird 1

I am comming from Pune to receive my relative from International air port - Air India flight at 8.45PM

2006-07-02 22:02:05 · 3 answers · asked by Jayakumar K S 1

Once we are dead every thing is FINISH.
No matter what big philosophies we give, life is this & life is that.
In our heart we do feel once or more often that "life is a waste"

2006-07-02 21:51:52 · 17 answers · asked by krypton 1

I'm feeling guilty because I seem to spend so much! How much is normal?

2006-07-02 21:42:02 · 20 answers · asked by True Blue Brit 7

2006-07-02 21:26:33 · 3 answers · asked by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7

I have to do all her work while she does not want to do anything.I dont know what to do.

2006-07-02 21:04:03 · 10 answers · asked by anu 2

My brother is a role model for me, yet he thinks that all my friends and I are dumb. How do I get him to respect me?

2006-07-02 20:52:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I know someone will report me... but beside that dont you think we are just another form of viruses

2006-07-02 20:18:44 · 13 answers · asked by krypton 1

Do many fathers feel a sexual urge towards there daughters?, And how would you know?
This is not a joke so please give your best advice.
Im asking this for my sisters saftey.

2006-07-02 20:04:17 · 13 answers · asked by tamilia4u 2

2006-07-02 20:01:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

My sibs are adults, or you would think so. They do silly things, stupid things, like they don't even try in life. Other families do not put up with lots of stuff I get slapped with. What should I do?

2006-07-02 19:09:34 · 9 answers · asked by Too Curious 3

2006-07-02 18:58:11 · 10 answers · asked by lesar11_550what 1

2006-07-02 18:53:37 · 3 answers · asked by princess 1

Are there any studies that establish the likelihood (or unlikelyhood) that a gay or lesbian parent union will generate a gay or lesbian child? Is there a higher risk for lesbian mothers to molest daughters or gay fathers to molest sons? These are risky questions, so PLEASE do not be politically correct.

2006-07-02 18:36:01 · 17 answers · asked by wham_dummy 1

http://reidweb.freewebspace.com/childhistory.htm

how does it make you feel? do you have a better ending? i am trying to show that we dont need to remove a child for not having a play station, that there have been and are still enough real dangers that we need to pay attention to, that we dont need to make any up.

2006-07-02 18:22:23 · 10 answers · asked by spec9102k2 4