I stole one of my daughters rubber duckies what do I do now?

Question

In the cover of night I stole one of my daughters rubber duckies. I have him chained to my celler floor. What I did not know is these fowl creatures screem like raped apes. I'm looseing sleep! I tried wrapping it's hidious maw with duck tape but he chewed right threw it. I had no idea that these soft looking yellow critters have teeth that would make a wearwolf enviouse. Now what can I use?
Mollygog have you noticed Tyrone is MISSING? Muhahahaaaaa!

Answer 1

Let the duck go and seek absolution from Father Ernie or Monsignor Bert.

Answer 2

He's mean because he's one of my specially trained attack duckys. I advise letting him go before the Rubber Ducky Ranch and Day Spa can assemble a quack SWAT team.

Answer 3

Chop it's head off clean it then cook it and serve it to your daughter for dinner and after she is done eating feed the rest to the cat that I have locked in a cage hanging over a dog kennel

Answer 4

I think u should start writing the movie script now. Followed by the sequel "Revenge of the Detained Duckie"

Answer 5

Get a hobby OTHER THAN torturing innocent ducks. And also, I think since this question is about ducks, she can spell duct tape however she wishes.

Answer 6

I think you should try checking your self in to mental facility put on a strait jacket and start slamming your head up against the padded walls if that doesn't work try putting a gun to your head and pull the trigger oh don't forget the bullets. and to think this woman breed ed

Answer 7

Try feeding him mushrooms it worked on Molly! Did you know she is taking the rest to the cave [don't tell her I told you!]


Welcome Mollygog's mom!

Answer 8

Duktari

Answer 9

u realise that u just spent a few seconds of your LIFE (maybe minutes if ur a slow typer) writing a piece of junk piece about a rubber duck??

Answer 10

Whack the duck with a sledge hammer,then go to your chest of drawers and pull out your toys(-;