Okay, so the joke is that I am pregnant and I am getting married. I will only be about four months along (this is in two weeks and I am not even showing). We were getting married before, we didn't even move up the wedding for those of you who might lecture me. Anyway, my boyfriend does stand up comedy as a hobby, and I like to joke too. Since everyone already knows I am pregnant we were going to have my father take an unloaded shotgun and "march" my fiance down the aisle. My brother is in the army, so we were going to have Dad give it to him and keep it trained on my fiance through the whole wedding and at the annoucement of Mr and Mrs, he was goign to shoot off a blank (outdoor ceremony). And I was going to stuff a pillow under my dress (it's an empire cut) and walk down the aisle with a huge bump (I would take it off for the ceremony). Everyone else thinks this is hilarous, but not my mother. I want to tell ehr to get a sense of humour. What do you guys think?
2007-07-19
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