Family & Relationships - 4 September 2006

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

2006-09-04 12:48:43 · 8 answers · asked by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 in Friends

CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT THX

2006-09-04 12:48:21 · 11 answers · asked by 1ncbitten2wcshy 2 in Singles & Dating

i made a phone call to a friend and the phone took me to an automated responce that said "at the subscribers request, this phone can not accept incoming calls". what does this mean?

2006-09-04 12:48:12 · 15 answers · asked by jedi master 4 in Friends

seems the only time he calls or wants to talk is to talk about what the other members of the family are doing, someone has died or dying, or in the hospital. These are the only times I speak with him or his wife.

2006-09-04 12:45:39 · 9 answers · asked by AGgirl 2 in Family

i work with this guy that i like very much we love being around each other, but it seems like after he flirts with me he go's around flirting with other gurls that we work with. what should i do? how do i get him to focus on me more?

2006-09-04 12:45:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

my crush finally admitted to liking me but then my friend my asked him if he would consider me as his girlfriend and he said "i'll have to thing about it" that was thursday and he still hasnt answered me i really like him and he said to me and one of my friends that he like d me but now he wont answer me he either does like me and is embarrest to say so or he doesnt and doesnt want to upset me please help me oh and by the way check back 2 morrow and ill post what he said

2006-09-04 12:45:00 · 7 answers · asked by catlover092 2 in Singles & Dating

was your first time bad or good and how did u do it

2006-09-04 12:44:06 · 13 answers · asked by shdadow 1 in Singles & Dating

How do you let her know that her child is BAD in a nice way and ask her to try and discipline him and he's only 3 and she wont let me brother discipline him. I need serious help it's driving me crazy

2006-09-04 12:43:55 · 7 answers · asked by Sassy Sistah 1 in Family

If you had to choose between having a realtionship with some one overweight or someone not so good-looking what would you choose? what matters to you? do you care what others think of your bf/gf?

2006-09-04 12:43:37 · 5 answers · asked by Angelwings87 3 in Singles & Dating

when i ask my family for help i feel stupid and my dad makes fun of me because i'm extremely emotional when i get frustrated with something. what should i do so i can actually feel smart and confident with myself other than cry and be confused.

2006-09-04 12:43:26 · 11 answers · asked by christine 2 in Family

2006-09-04 12:43:20 · 7 answers · asked by i_michael1 1 in Singles & Dating

i am certainly aware that i sound like immature 12 year old, however, i think i lost heart. and this all sounds really lame..however.. last night i went to a party and met amazing boy=J. so J and I pretty much flirted all night..he playfully punched me..danced waltz with me and asked me about my life etc. and at the end of night i went on the balcony and he was there too...and then he asked me to sit on his lap (i wanted too haha) and keep him warm (i was wearing a furry sweater) and then he held me for like one hour really close and we talked about the mystery of life and smoked shisha. in the begin of the night he gave me his business card and he didnt ask for my number or anything. and i asked for his msn in the end of the nite (silly move) but he seemed to have that kind of like like wtf..you have my #..who needs msn? so now im being pathetic & thinkin should i call him in 2 days? or should i call tonite? he is single.26.out of the player mode. im 20. and does he like me? Thanks!

2006-09-04 12:43:00 · 8 answers · asked by Feodora 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-04 12:42:41 · 3 answers · asked by dee 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

what are the most important things a person would need for moving out of their parents home, onto their own.

2006-09-04 12:42:37 · 12 answers · asked by shabookie 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

My mom is starting a gifts/collectibles business and needs some suggestions for a good business name for her company. Any suggestions? Thanks.

2006-09-04 12:42:30 · 4 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Marriage & Divorce

I found out with my mother last night that my father (married 27 years to mom)(I am 27) has beed caught on numerous ocassions doing things suchj as kissing another woman he was seen with his arm around another woman and pinching another ones behind. ( Who knows what else?) This was devulged but another family member after some serious anguishing years trying to let it go. This family member is my female cusin whom is 30 years old. She also says that when she was 10 my father touched her in the wrong spots once.. (My father has been nothing but wonderful to me growing up). My mother is anguished as you can imagine and staying with me now. I gave here medicine to help sleep a little but she will wake soon and i just dont know how to help and want really good ideas from anyone???? Thanks(My father is not yet informed of the information but will deny it till death..(so it is hard for her to find closure...

2006-09-04 12:42:09 · 13 answers · asked by noot1980 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-09-04 12:42:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Did you show gratitude? or did you act as if it was their duty to be nice to you?

2006-09-04 12:41:55 · 6 answers · asked by intentionalmasterpiece 5 in Singles & Dating

Help!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-04 12:39:22 · 27 answers · asked by philip_29_us 1 in Singles & Dating

You always hear it on internet message boards from anonymous "girls", but I want to know for real, do any girls not wear panties? And if so why?

2006-09-04 12:39:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I am tired of paying for good stuff and it does not last anymore than any other,also food prices are outragious.

2006-09-04 12:38:58 · 8 answers · asked by MOTHERTONI 1 in Family

cause alot of the time I can't tell and then I find out that she actually did like me, I just gotta know

2006-09-04 12:38:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-09-04 12:38:08 · 9 answers · asked by i_michael1 1 in Singles & Dating

the only way i can sleep is if you tickle my fancy can you do that please??

2006-09-04 12:37:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

My friend Kayla sniffs my butt when I'm sleeping. We never had sex but she just likes the smell of it....Does this make us lesbians? I mean she's the one that likes it. I don't even really care.

2006-09-04 12:37:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

okay last year my momo found out about this deep secret of mine that i had with my friend and my mom was so shocked and my mom started to hate my best friend cuz of it now she moved me to a different school cuz shez just hates it whenever it comes up my mom just hates my school so she moved me????????

2006-09-04 12:35:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

Tell me what you think siblings are for and and if you had any, describe them. And Define the words "sibling(s)"

2006-09-04 12:34:47 · 16 answers · asked by lil' g 2 in Family

i have been friends with this girl next door for about two years and we have been spending alot of time with each other lately. i would like to turn our friendship into a relationship now. but i dont know how to go about doig this . i have all ways had long term relationships in the past. so i am not very good with starting relationships has i have not had to do much asking girls out .please help me .(serious answers only)

2006-09-04 12:34:28 · 20 answers · asked by p.smithy0108 2 in Singles & Dating

I believe there is a lot of stress in this world today,but you only live once and there is no sense no to use the common sense and the manners that had been given to you,and aso respect,i believe we need to put a smile on our faces say prayers and hope for the best.Even myself ,i definately at times forget my manners and to smile,i know when i do or do a good deed i feel so much better and usually have a wonderful day,thank you.

2006-09-04 12:34:24 · 5 answers · asked by MOTHERTONI 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

there is this guy ive dated for 7 months. we get into arguments over stupid **** but then we most of the time work it out like nothing ever happend. but i broke up with him becouse im sick of him getting mad, or getting into fights, or talking to girls, or some stupid things like that. but he gets mad for the same reasons but he REALLY gets mad. He gets in trouble with the law and tells me im always trying to piss him off and sometimes he just calls me a *****. I know i dont want to be with him really but i lost my virgenity with him and i keep saying "i think i love him". I cant really trust him like im always worried that he is cheating on me or if he is lying which he does a lot!! and things like that. so someone please give me a little help!!!

2006-09-04 12:34:18 · 26 answers · asked by ashley 1 in Singles & Dating