Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2007

werewolves or vampires?

2007-12-04 02:11:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 02:10:12 · 22 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

an old man in hospital,and in intensive care,has machinery measuring ,blood pressure,heart rate, pulse etc., and wears an oxygen mask,there is a young nurse sitting beside his bed keeping watch on him,suddenly she hears ''nurse,are my testicles black"?,she is taken aback but asks,"can you repeat that sir",again she hears,"are my testicles black?,so she thinks,I suppose i'm here to help and aid the sick so I had better check,so she throws back the bedcovers unties his pyjamas and examines his nether regions,after a minute or two she puts every thing back, ties his pyjamas and tidys the bed the says to the man," sir! I can assure you that your testicles are not black", the old boy lifts his finger to lift up the oxygen mask and say weakly," nurse, that was marvelous,I really enjoyed that but could you tell me, are my test results back"

2007-12-04 02:10:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

it doesnt neceassarly have to be on ur hand...it couldve been on ur ear..u couldve of been sitting on it..ect

2007-12-04 02:09:57 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...when digging a hole to plant bulbs for next spring?

2007-12-04 02:09:14 · 10 answers · asked by casey_leftwich, part 5. 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 02:07:19 · 10 answers · asked by whitemagnolia105@yahoo.com 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 02:07:16 · 18 answers · asked by The Sidewalkinator 6 in Polls & Surveys

What Is Your Only Wish This Christmas?

Thankyou
Merry Christmas xx

2007-12-04 02:06:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A grief-stricken man threw himself on a grave and cried bitterly, "My life, oh how senseless is it! How worthless everything about me, because you are gone. If only you had lived, if only fate had not been so cruel as to take you from this world, how everything would have been different!"

A clergyman nearby overheard him and said, "I assume the person lying beneath this mound of earth was someone of great importance to you."

"Importance? Indeed it was," wept the man. "It's my wife's first husband!"

2007-12-04 02:06:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

HONESTLY PLEASEE I WANT 2 KNOW


WHAT'S UR NAME????? U LIKE IT??

2007-12-04 02:05:36 · 10 answers · asked by ?mehek? 3 in Polls & Surveys

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”

“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

2007-12-04 02:05:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

People who are not their spouses/partners? Do you think that's why there's a lot of divorces in Hollywood?

Opinions?

2007-12-04 02:05:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I live in Texas and there was ice everywhere this morning! Brrrrrr... what's the weather like where you are??

2007-12-04 02:04:23 · 20 answers · asked by The Woman With You 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 02:04:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My mom is paying for our wedding and honeymoon and she wants to ride in the limo (that she's paying for), along with some other people of my family, with me and my new husband while we go to the airport (45 minutes away) to go to our honeymoon. What would your thoughts be if your mom told you that's what she wanted to do? Cause my thinking is we just got married (which is a symbolization of growing up, leaving the nest, being without your parents) we would want to be alone. But she is paying for it and I don't want to be rude but I don't think going to our honeymoon is a "family event". But she thinks it would be fun. I know "do what you want to do" and all that but what would YOU do if your mom wanted to ride along?

2007-12-04 02:04:16 · 33 answers · asked by KittyKitty 2 in Polls & Surveys

send this to 10 friends within the hour and something good will happen in the next few days.

Do you send them out to people thinking that just MAYBE it might be right?

What a bunch of crock (that is my opinion anyway)

2007-12-04 02:04:07 · 20 answers · asked by ticktock 7 in Polls & Surveys

And how old are you? It seems as if few virgins are left older than seventeen.

2007-12-04 02:03:49 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."

"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.

"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."

The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."

"So, what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

2007-12-04 02:03:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

for dinner tonight?

2007-12-04 02:02:16 · 39 answers · asked by Orphelia 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 02:02:09 · 13 answers · asked by ihaveaurinalathome! 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm bored again....so what's for dinner??: /?




~thank you~

RoChEr

2007-12-04 02:01:52 · 10 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

...will it be Hot Cocoa, TEA, Coffee or Soup...

2007-12-04 02:01:24 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "****! THAT'S the word!”

2007-12-04 02:00:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

that can always help you through a hard time? Whether they agree with you or not.
That person for me would have to be my Mom, I can call her at anytime and she is always there for me no matter what it is.


Good Mornin'♥

2007-12-04 01:59:36 · 36 answers · asked by ♥Livin' Life♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

handcuffs? wedding rings????? Or a symbol of a deep and everlasting love? For me- some days they r a tight set of handcuffs but most days a symbol of a mad passionate love!!!

2007-12-04 01:59:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 01:57:01 · 45 answers · asked by Sweet Cheeks 7 in Polls & Surveys

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's host could ask her the big question.

Jane agreed to return the following day. Jane was nervous as her husband drove them home. "I've just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answers are! You know I'm not going to sleep at all tonight. I will probably look like garbage tomorrow. "Relax honey," her husband, Roger, reassured her, "It will all be OK."

Ten minutes after they arrived home, Roger grabbed the car keys and started heading out the door. "Where are you going?" Jane asked. "I have a little errand to run. I should be back soon."

After an agonizing 3 hour absence, Roger returned, sporting a very wide and wicked grin. "Honey, I managed to get tomorrow's question and answer!" "What is it?" she cried excitedly.

"OK. The question is 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy?' And the answer is 'The head, the heart, and the penis.' " The couple went to sleep with Jane, now feeling at ease, plummeting into a deep slumber.

At 3:30 a.m., however, Jane was shaken awake by Roger, who was asking her the quiz show question. "The head, the heart, and the penis," Jane replied groggily before returning to sleep. And Roger asked her again in the morning, this time as Jane was brushing her teeth. Once again, Jane replied correctly.

So it was that Jane was once again on the set of the quiz show. Even though she knew the question and answer, she could feel butterflies. The cameras began running and the host, after reminding the audience of the previous days' events, faced Jane and asked the big question.

"Jane, for $65,000, what are the main parts of the male anatomy? You have 10 seconds."

"Hmm, uhm, the head?" she said nervously. "Very good. " Six seconds." "Eh, uh, the heart?" "Very good! Four seconds." "I, uhh, ooooooohh, darn! My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning..."

"That's close enough!" said the game show host, "CONGRATULATIONS!!"

2007-12-04 01:56:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and he had a girlfriend, and you knew he cheated on her, would you tell her? ( they have a child together and shes a really good person)

2007-12-04 01:56:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Meryl Streep, at least 50x

2007-12-04 01:56:14 · 37 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

Or does the family pitch in and help?

2007-12-04 01:56:13 · 26 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6 in Polls & Surveys