Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2007

2007-12-04 01:55:10 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 01:54:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 01:54:34 · 51 answers · asked by mrhappy 4 in Polls & Surveys

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" asks the boy. "Yes," said the father, "you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but still reliable. After his fifties, it is like an old Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

2007-12-04 01:53:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 01:53:23 · 15 answers · asked by ♣Jay$in™² 4 in Polls & Surveys

After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences.

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.

3. The sport of choice for front line workers is: Football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf.

Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller the balls are.

2007-12-04 01:52:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Jeremy posted this question about borrowed CDs that were never returned, and it inspired my question:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqLfILqRwfBf4C30h_frVyTsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071203151238AAhS63C&show=7#profile-info-31sPPNpTaa

Right before I moved to Cleveland briefly in the '90s I went down there to visit for the weekend, and while I was there my car was broken into. I'm not even going to get into the damage done to my brand new system, but while these punks were in there they stole 15-20 CDs of mine. There was a time when I could rattle off every one that was taken, but I can't do it so easily now. I can tell you this, though...some of those CDs have never been replaced.

It doesn't necessarily have to be from theft (maybe you keep all of your music in MP3 format and something happened to your hard drive, etc.), but has anything like this happened to you? Have you ever lost a considerable amount of music at one time? Have you replaced any of what is missing?

2007-12-04 01:51:46 · 24 answers · asked by Sookie 6 in Rock and Pop

So their fur can keep you warm?

2007-12-04 01:51:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 01:51:15 · 13 answers · asked by bettyb 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 01:50:13 · 2 answers · asked by bettyb 5 in Polls & Surveys

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WILLIE: Me!
___________

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
____________

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
__________

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "

JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
____________ _

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.

Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
____________ __

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. !

2007-12-04 01:49:58 · 6 answers · asked by Light Shielded By Dark 5 in Jokes & Riddles

If you look them in the eye while they take a dump?

My other account got a violation for asking this, they said it wasnt a question. What do you think?

2007-12-04 01:49:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

about this time of year??

2007-12-04 01:49:17 · 28 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ya know when you have to go for a shot do you like them or hate them? why?

2007-12-04 01:48:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why do men always get their best ideas during sex ????

Because they're plugged into a f**king genius.


Q. Did you hear about the blind hooker?
A. You really have to hand it to her!!


A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, “What would you like, sir?”
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, “A quickie.”

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?” Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, “A quickie, please.”

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, “Um, Pal, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”

2007-12-04 01:48:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 01:47:39 · 9 answers · asked by i^am^me 4 in Movies

2007-12-04 01:47:27 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 01:46:40 · 6 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6 in Polls & Surveys

I didn't like my job before and I am increasingly beginning to hate it since my old office manager has left. Now the new one has all these problems with me that the old one never had...ugghhh. This is my career I go to college and do this job. I want to be a teacher not a secretary. No one around here understands how hard it is to go to college and work almost everyday.

2007-12-04 01:46:14 · 19 answers · asked by Brownie12866 2 in Polls & Surveys

just got finished reading THE TAKING, and it was really good.. (as I expected)

I've read probably 70% of his books and my favorites are still:

Door to December

A Door Away from Heaven

2007-12-04 01:46:09 · 8 answers · asked by .sincerious. 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 01:44:25 · 28 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6 in Polls & Surveys

im gonna curl up on the sofa with my man and eat pop corn and watch telly

2007-12-04 01:43:59 · 37 answers · asked by shelly.lamb 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 01:43:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 01:43:38 · 19 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

i love a turkey and bacon club........mmmmm

2007-12-04 01:41:45 · 44 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

is it true that Zac Efron doesn`t want to become friends with his fans and doesn`t want to go out with them???
cause my friends keep telling me that but it makes me mad...

2007-12-04 01:41:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-12-04 01:40:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you like fake tan or would you rather stay natural?

2007-12-04 01:40:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does this work for you? =P

2007-12-04 01:39:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Miss Kitty
2. Pancho
3. Tonto
4. Clara Edwards

2007-12-04 01:39:40 · 6 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Celebrities