Why do men always get their best ideas during sex ????
Because they're plugged into a f**king genius.
Q. Did you hear about the blind hooker?
A. You really have to hand it to her!!
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, “What would you like, sir?”
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, “A quickie.”
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?” Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, “A quickie, please.”
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, “Um, Pal, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”
2007-12-04 01:48:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
It's all in the way you pronounce it, lol.!!!
10/10 Chris.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!
2007-12-04 05:04:44 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 02:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one.... Star for you.
2007-12-04 02:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 03:36:10 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 very funny!
2007-12-04 13:42:16 · answer #5 · answered by ipodfloppy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some great ones there. hahaha
2007-12-04 02:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg first one was brilliant had me in tears of laughter
the rest was excellent
star.
2007-12-04 06:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He! he! ha! ha! like that one....
2007-12-04 01:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!
good one!!
starred!!
2007-12-04 10:56:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it .lol
2007-12-04 01:57:44 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋