Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2007

breakfast, launch, or dinner???

i like dinner....and breakfast too...sometimes launch can be good...no wait i like everything!!....lol i'll stick with dinner!...what about you? :)?

~have a nice day~
RoChEr

2007-12-04 02:20:50 · 15 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Where did it go?

I just put it down for a second and now................

2007-12-04 02:20:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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My present total points is like year 1917, would it be like year 2007 tommorow?

Just for fun.

2007-12-04 02:19:55 · 6 answers · asked by rene c 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What does your kitty like in the morning?

My two love their egg, my other one loves sausage, but there seems to be a shortage of that in these parts.
Is there a sausage farm near you I could come visit?

2007-12-04 02:19:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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amen funny or not its an oldie?

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ***!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

2007-12-04 02:17:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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poll: 10 Things to say to p*ss off a COP.. is it funny???

1. Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"

2. When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit."

3. Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.

4. Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.

5. Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.

6. Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.

7. Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.

8. When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.

9. Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.

10. When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold my beer for a sec?"

(is this funny to you???)

2007-12-04 02:17:03 · 16 answers · asked by .sincerious. 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What were/are your school's mascots?

Yes, I've asked before, but it's a fun question. I'll go first.

Elementary: Wildcats
Middle: Chargers
High: Jets (#23 in your program, #1 in your heart)
College: Bulldogs
Pioneers
Blazers

2007-12-04 02:17:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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blueberry or strawberry??

you pick!!

2007-12-04 02:16:48 · 8 answers · asked by NAF SREWSNA OOHAY 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How did the dead homeless guy end up in my living room?

And why won't the hooker tell me how she got in?

2007-12-04 02:16:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Van Halen, Aerosmith, Queen, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band?

Queen, Nirvana, Creedance Clearwater Revival, The Eagles, Chicago, Styx, Yes, U2, AC/DC, Limp Biskit, Metallica, The Beatles, The Stones, The Who, Cheap Trick? Who is the best band ever? Opinions?

2007-12-04 02:16:35 · 10 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What’s Something That Is Not A Joking Matter..??

2007-12-04 02:16:00 · 22 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

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a clean joke funny or not?

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "

The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "

2007-12-04 02:16:00 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Which is worse ?

...preventing a life or aborting a life ?

2007-12-04 02:15:42 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are the cashiers hot at your local grocery store?

2007-12-04 02:15:29 · 31 answers · asked by Johnny Would LoveTo 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What would you do if you were walking down a dark, quiet alley or street then you heard...(detail inside)?

foot steps behind you then a person say, "YOOOU can RUNNN but you'd only DIEEEE TIRED"

2007-12-04 02:14:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have anything weighing on your mind?

2007-12-04 02:14:30 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Ladies do you let your bf/spouse?

buy you shoes or clothes? I do that all the time for Mrs. Feetie. She loves the stuff I buy her. She says I have a great sense of what looks good on women. She thinks I would make a great designer! So what about you?

2007-12-04 02:13:21 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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when was...?

the last time you lied to someone

2007-12-04 02:12:13 · 17 answers · asked by wazz up 3 in Polls & Surveys

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SURVEY: What should you NEVER do with Edible underwear?

2007-12-04 02:12:06 · 23 answers · asked by The Sidewalkinator 6 in Polls & Surveys

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On last night's Desperate Housewives, was the house that Lynette looked at her home or Mrs. McKluskey's?

2007-12-04 02:11:56 · 9 answers · asked by anonymous 4 in Drama