A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "
The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?
"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "
2007-12-04 02:16:00 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny!!!!
now for some not so clean ones!!
starred!!
2007-12-04 10:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A dog goes into a job interview, and the employer says to him, "You've got the job, but only if you can do three things. First, you have to be able to type at least 60 words per minute." So the dog runs to a computer and types an astounding 80 words in a minute. "That's very nice! Next, you must be able to distribute mail to all of the workers." Immediately, the dog grabs the mail in his mouth and quickly distributes the stack to all of the correct workers. "That's perfect! Lastly, you must be bilingual." So then the dog says, "Meow!"
2016-04-07 07:47:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 02:27:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
It's like a hurricane comes in wet and wild and leaves you high and dry.!!!
Excellent joke Chris so 10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-12-04 04:14:43 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! hahaha thats a good one
10/10!
2007-12-04 02:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a good twist to that one. I guess that is the most popular one also. hahaha
2007-12-04 02:39:56 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dr mr.jokester,
Well im not rolling on the floor laughing, and im certaintly not laughing out loud, but it did make me smile. :) Happy Holidays
2007-12-04 02:24:02 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. Phylis 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nah heard it be4
not funny but just for making me laugh tons with your other jokes
heres a star
2007-12-04 02:43:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good
2007-12-04 02:25:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 03:28:09 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!
In a democracy, it's your vote that counts.
In a feudalism, it's your count that votes.
2007-12-04 02:35:37 · answer #11 · answered by 1212 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋