Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2007

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do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Why?

2007-12-04 23:33:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Little Johnny in Sunday school?

The teacher was trying to see if the kids knew how to get to heaven.
"If I were to clean the church for free..would that get me into heaven?"
An unanimous .."NO!"
"If I were to sell my car and give the money to the church...could I go to heaven?"
"NO!"
"if i were to sell my house and everything in it and use the money to by the children some sweets and the animals some food...would that get me into heaven?"
A resounding "NO!!" again.
"Very good children, can anyone explain to me why?"
Johnny put his hand up and said "You have to be phucking dead first Miss."

2007-12-04 23:33:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Can you settle a dispute?

Allie, my avatar, wants to leave Santa some Fancy Feast and milk under the tree. I say root beer and nachos. What do you think?

2007-12-04 23:31:25 · 31 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Name something UNFAIR about life...............?

What is unfair in life...?

2007-12-04 23:30:21 · 23 answers · asked by ♕Soulful Dreamer♕ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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a quote fer my beloved one.......?

My gift to you is my love
Given from deep within my heart
It is the best I have to offer
And its yours until this earth we depart

You have captured a part of me
A part so very fragile that I am in fear
For it is my heart I have lost
To you my love, the one I hold most dear

I chose to love you now
With all that I have and all that I am
And I pray that God follows us
To guide our steps as we cross this land

For it is with His blessings
We will live most at peace with each other
For He is the reason after all
We found one another ........ I Love You!

2007-12-04 23:29:40 · 4 answers · asked by jatin 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Don't you hate it?

When the weatherman promises you snow and you wake up and the ground is still brown?

2007-12-04 23:29:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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a groaner funny or not egg honeymoon?

These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon.
While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male egg away and said "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute." and off she went.

Five minutes later the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a slinky egglige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, ovally body.

Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. The female egg looked at him and asked what he was doing.

He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon!"

2007-12-04 23:29:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What's the longest time you've waited for someone?

2007-12-04 23:29:03 · 39 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Sexy underwear at work?

Ladies, do you ever secretly wear sexy underwear to work? Like thigh highs and a garter under a skirt? Or an open cupped bra? Something that you and nobody else will know?

2007-12-04 23:28:26 · 3 answers · asked by Springer 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What's your favourite type of.....?

.......sausage?
and please no rude answers!!

Mine is pork with apple and cider.

2007-12-04 23:27:37 · 37 answers · asked by Orphelia 6 in Polls & Surveys

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When was the last time you watched a black and white T.V.?

2007-12-04 23:27:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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top five things that annoy you?

1 people who whine
2 my dad when he asks a question it seems like 100 more follow
3 of course people who talk during movies
4 parents who don't control their kids in a store
5 onions but i love funions for some reason

2007-12-04 23:27:11 · 16 answers · asked by Absurdly_insane_13 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Drinking Gambling and Golf funny or not?

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"

"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.

"Will you use it to gamble?"

"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"

"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars.

Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The bum was astounded.

"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."

The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."

2007-12-04 23:26:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Why are you so afraid to die?

2007-12-04 23:25:29 · 26 answers · asked by Faye 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Can you fill in the blanks?

Sorry, the ___________ is closed
the______ was the _______i have ever had!

2007-12-04 23:24:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is anything ever easy?

2007-12-04 23:24:36 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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what are you doing right know?? and what's on your desk?

2007-12-04 23:24:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Does the Truth scare you...?

2007-12-04 23:22:31 · 21 answers · asked by Miaou ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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which is the most beautiful thing u've ever heard.....?

2007-12-04 23:20:40 · 25 answers · asked by jatin 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What country is your favorite contact from on Y/A?

Is it the same as your country?

2007-12-04 23:20:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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are u cute?

2007-12-04 23:19:30 · 35 answers · asked by jatin 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there anything prettier than a big butt in a tight pair of jeans?

I think not. ♥

2007-12-04 23:18:20 · 46 answers · asked by tbm 4 in Polls & Surveys

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congratulation's funny or not?

While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.

"What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.

"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile." "How did it happen?"

"I switched cocks."

"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.

2007-12-04 23:17:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Did you know that if you click?

on the exclamation point on the Yahoo home page it will sing "Yahoooo" to you?

2007-12-04 23:16:36 · 13 answers · asked by Jinxyblue 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you ever pose "in the buff" for an art class?

2007-12-04 23:16:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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birds and bees may have posted before funny or true?

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

"Mother, where do babies come from?"

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex."

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his p*nis in the mommys v*gina. Thats how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend.

"Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddys p*nis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"

"Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."

2007-12-04 23:14:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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