Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2007

2007-12-04 23:13:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... Some things you just can't explain.

2007-12-04 23:12:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

*throws a snickers bar* You know what'll happen if I catch you acting like a crazy foo' again?

2007-12-04 23:12:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who "wore/wears the pants" in your family? Your Mom or your dad?

2007-12-04 23:12:29 · 9 answers · asked by sillybreaze 4 in Polls & Surveys

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"

2007-12-04 23:12:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i've got the morning with my hubby and daughter (that part will be nice) but then ive got the outlaws coming for the rest of the day, not looking forward to that part!
is anyone doing anything they are not looking forward too or seeing someone they aren'y so keen on?

2007-12-04 23:11:09 · 23 answers · asked by Ottilie 5 in Polls & Surveys

There was a religious yong woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me faqther for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess you sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me 7 times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze 7 lemons into a glass then drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No but it will wipe the smile off your face!"

2007-12-04 23:10:55 · 2 answers · asked by mumma claw 2 in Jokes & Riddles

do you want with your hot apple pie?



Now don't read anything else in this question all I want to no is What do you want withh your apple pie?

2007-12-04 23:10:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I got mine yesterday.

2007-12-04 23:09:24 · 10 answers · asked by barbwire 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm a fresher in ETE from NIT Silchar now staying in B'lore...still looking for my first job...passed engg with 62.3% marks (not good but no history of backlogs) this year, my final year project was a disaster (poor grades in that), ( plz suggest answers taking into account these things)

Tell me about yourself?
Why do u want to join us?? ( say a software company)
Why should we hire u?***(imp)

Where do u see urself after (say) 5 yrs ??*** (this too is difficult for me because I'm a fresher n find it difficult to visualise myself in a professional scenario ( because there is a lot of difference between visualising and actually performing).

What has been ur greatest achievement till now?? (plz help with this one...because I have never been really passionate in acheiving something seriously but would like to do in my professional life...so when the intrviewr asks this I start stammering...plz help me

2007-12-04 23:08:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Time: 9.40pm
Location: Australia

2007-12-04 23:08:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 23:08:27 · 5 answers · asked by drape_sylvan 7 in Polls & Surveys

A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what happend.

"As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wanted to kiss my breasts all night long"!

The boyfriend stood up from his stool and takes off his jacket.

"He also said he wants to screw me all night long"!! By this time the boyfriend is furious and starts walking to the pool table.

"He said he wants to drink beer from my p**sy all night"!!! The boyfriend stops, turns around, sits back up on his stool and grabs his beer.

His girlfriend is stunned, and asks why he wasn't doing anything about the jerk at the pool table.

The boyfriend says "I'm sorry Honey, - but I'm not messing around with a guy that can drink that much beer"!

2007-12-04 23:08:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

can you believe last night here in Houston that someone stooped low enough and stole the mangers baby Jesus right our of his bed had to undo nails and all he was fastened in really good and they really had to work to get at it...SHAME ON THEM

2007-12-04 23:05:17 · 14 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

...if you actually try to have fun you get a violation?

2007-12-04 23:04:38 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 23:01:31 · 21 answers · asked by Brandy_drinker 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 23:01:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for me i guess its when they put the tree in rockerfeller centre. even though it mess's up the traffic...i passed it yesterday while driving and it was pretty.

2007-12-04 23:00:13 · 18 answers · asked by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Would You Eat At McDonalds Or Burger King??

=D

2007-12-04 22:59:51 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 22:59:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-12-04 22:59:01 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

ooooohhh I hate it so much!! and I will usually says "SHUT UP!!"

2007-12-04 22:56:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It can be anything...anything at all

2007-12-04 22:53:54 · 32 answers · asked by Kristy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 22:52:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 22:52:14 · 120 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Did OJ Simpson do it himself?(murder his wife & her friend )
2. How rich is Oprah Winfrey?
3. Is Judas Rabbi just an average person,or a yahoo plant?
4. Why was Spider suspended?
5. What drives a person to kill their own child or children?
6. Why do prayers go unanswered?
7. Will they ever banish HIV/Aids from society?(by using a cure)
8. Why is the price of oil out of control?
9. Why isn't chocolate considered a controlled substance,by law?
10. How can someone be serious,when it comes to clowns?...=)
More than one answer is cool..=)

thanx~

2007-12-04 22:51:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 22:51:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singing

2007-12-04 22:51:30 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-12-04 22:50:53 · 21 answers · asked by Tom 2 in Polls & Surveys

i love her but people say that she is not able to play guitars and her voice is DAMN ***king!!!

2007-12-04 22:50:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys