Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2007

and to get into heaven saint peter says
'you must have something on you that represents christmas'
First up was a English man who flicked his lighter and said 'it's a candle'.
So saint peter lets him past.
Next up was a welsh man, who jingled his keys and said 'their bells' so again saint peter lets him past.
Third up was the irish man who pulled out a G-string,and saint peter asked
'what the **** do those have to do with christmas?!'
Paddy replies ' Their CAROLS!!

2007-12-04 21:52:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i already watched mullholand drive, clockwork orange, vanilla sky, fear & loathing... etc

i need something weirder

2007-12-04 21:52:05 · 14 answers · asked by FUCKYOU! REALESTATE 2 in Movies

LMAO!!!
Can't believe you actually clicked on this

2007-12-04 21:51:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am enjoying my coffee, reading questions and answers.....so peaceful before the "crowd" wakes up.......

2007-12-04 21:51:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 21:51:05 · 23 answers · asked by kitkat1640 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 21:50:23 · 4 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 21:49:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 21:46:12 · 36 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

What Is you're all time fave memory ? If you could go back in time to re-live it just for 1 day , how is it ?

2007-12-04 21:45:26 · 17 answers · asked by ♀ Gσтнι¢ яσмαи¢є ♀ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 21:44:18 · 13 answers · asked by ashley 1 in Classical

2007-12-04 21:44:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

....how to overcome this odd feeling....like I'm living in a different place...

Yeah I know you are confused....so am I....

2007-12-04 21:43:16 · 16 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

well have you

2007-12-04 21:42:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 21:42:08 · 27 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 21:41:13 · 25 answers · asked by Tekuari 4 in Polls & Surveys

...to mend a broken heart?

2007-12-04 21:41:07 · 7 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

with full blast volume?

2007-12-04 21:40:22 · 7 answers · asked by ~electra~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 21:36:05 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...what could he bring you this year to put a smile on your face?

2007-12-04 21:34:48 · 22 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 21:34:40 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: "I'm 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many grandchildren.
Yesterday I picked up 2 college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them 3 times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm 92 years old................. I'm telling everybody!"

2007-12-04 21:34:32 · 7 answers · asked by mumma claw 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 21:34:00 · 11 answers · asked by wolfkiss 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 21:31:05 · 12 answers · asked by Warrior 5 in Polls & Surveys

Shirt/blouse... first then pants/skirt/shorts... or pants/skirt/shorts.... then shirt/blouse.....?

2007-12-04 21:31:03 · 19 answers · asked by Ken-Eros 6 in Polls & Surveys

I would prefer If you were pretty and female. And over 18.

2007-12-04 21:30:46 · 27 answers · asked by ross x 6 in Polls & Surveys

...are fearless?

2007-12-04 21:30:44 · 13 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

Some time this world is to much,
i wanna turn to a dutch,
pimp c is dead, and man,
its fuggin with my head,
another death before there time,
all the brotha wanted to do was rhyme,
why must death and pain fill this world,
some times i cant cope,
im startin to lose hope,
in this life of pain and strife,
this life is so full of pain,
you try to cope by getting some brain,
but that is just temporary relief,
for the feeling of inner grief......

im just aggrievated about shitty things in life, but i guess i should man up and deal with it.. cause it aint going nowhere.

2007-12-04 21:29:02 · 7 answers · asked by BDI Thug 4 in Polls & Surveys

Wouldn't you be satisfied with the stars.

2007-12-04 21:25:54 · 19 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 21:25:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was 14. And cried.


No really, I did.

2007-12-04 21:24:49 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys