An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: "I'm 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many grandchildren.
Yesterday I picked up 2 college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them 3 times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old................. I'm telling everybody!"
2007-12-04 21:34:32 · 7 answers · asked by mumma claw 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 21:37:06 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one.10/10
2007-12-04 22:45:52 · answer #2 · answered by chevdud97 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-12-04 22:05:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny!
2007-12-04 22:35:16 · answer #4 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay.
2007-12-04 21:44:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥MIMI♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU'RE SO STARRED!!!!
2007-12-04 22:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by heat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...
:)
2007-12-04 21:38:51 · answer #7 · answered by it's a secret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋