Entertainment & Music - 2 December 2007

Because she knows she's given her last bl*w j*b

2007-12-02 23:59:24 · 13 answers · asked by SuperStu 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Would you date a person who is poor,but loves you dearly and who is kind,and will treat you like person.
or would you date a rich person who treats you like pond scum but they will give you what you want because of the money they have.

2007-12-02 23:59:12 · 19 answers · asked by Kory P 2 in Polls & Surveys

really great friends on here, maybe even one or two you would like to be more than fiends with? I just know I have meet some great ppl, here and have become friends with a few, I think most are really great, kind careing honest ppl.!

2007-12-02 23:58:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 23:54:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A mother is walking with her five year-old son through the zoo when they reach the elephant cage. The boy looks with amazement at the large beast and asks his mom, "What's that long thing hanging down from the elephant?"

His mother replies "That's his trunk".

The little boy goes, "I know that, the thing to the other side of the trunk."

The mom replies "Oh, that's his tail".

The boy goes, "I know that! No, what's that big thing hanging down in between the trunk and tail."

The mother, wanting to avoid this subject all together, just says "Oh, that's nothing" and whisks him off to the next exhibit.

Two weeks later he goes to the same zoo with his dad. They are at the elephant exhibit and he asks his dad "What's that long thing hanging down from the elephant?"

The dad replies, "That's his trunk."

"No, behind that!" says the kid.

"Oh, well that's his tail" replies the father.

"NO, in-between the trunk and the tail!" yells the kid.

His dad replies, "Son, that's the elephant's penis."

The kid, a bit puzzled, tells his dad, "But Mom said it was nothing."

His father replied, "Son, that's because your mom's been spoiled."

2007-12-02 23:54:01 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-02 23:51:04 · 6 answers · asked by Ms SOmethin 1 in Horoscopes

how was santa claus' sleigh explained to you?
i grew up believing santa claus came in a helicopter and wore combat boots.

2007-12-02 23:50:54 · 14 answers · asked by frostbite2 7 in Polls & Surveys

Not asking who you WANT to win, but who do you THINK will win.

2007-12-02 23:47:48 · 3 answers · asked by ♥вєαυтι♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

im a capricorn and so is my boyfriend, (hes 2days older) we seem 2 get on extrimly well and like all the same thing etc. will we last in this realationship?

2007-12-02 23:47:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

and thumb up their best answers so they will get an extra point?
whoever is doing that to me, thanks.

2007-12-02 23:47:20 · 13 answers · asked by frostbite2 7 in Polls & Surveys

it hasn't gotten me anywhere but Trouble

2007-12-02 23:46:30 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning
No one could be sweeter than my sweetie when I meet her in the morning
Where the morning glories twine around the door
Whispering pretty stories I long to hear once more
Strolling with my girlie where the dew is pearly early in the morning
Butterflies all flutter up and kiss each buttercup at dawning
If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day
I'd make a wish and here's what I'd say
Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning

Where the morning glories twine around the door
Whispering pretty stories I long to hear once more
Strolling with my girlie where the dew is pearly early in the morning
Butterflies all flutter up and kiss each buttercup at dawning
If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day
I'd make a wish and here's what I'd say
Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the AM
Carolina in the morning"


Peace.

2007-12-02 23:45:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Either the title or the lyrics.

2007-12-02 23:45:18 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

i do. all the controls are in the wrong place and i can never remember which side the gas tank is on.

2007-12-02 23:44:21 · 8 answers · asked by frostbite2 7 in Polls & Surveys

Be honest. How much does "size" matter?

2007-12-02 23:44:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 23:44:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Have a good day, everybody.

2007-12-02 23:43:46 · 9 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

And if so Who would you choose???

2007-12-02 23:42:11 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to get to the next level each time you have to start your account over? or does it just seem that way?

2007-12-02 23:41:36 · 11 answers · asked by frostbite2 7 in Polls & Surveys

Peace.

2007-12-02 23:36:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 23:30:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this guy in my advanced calculus class came upto me adn asked me this joke it goes.....

what do you call a vegetarian dinosarus?
a veggiesarus

2007-12-02 23:30:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yeah, LEAST favorite. Mine would probably be We Wish You a Merry Christmas because its about a bunch of whiney people who come to your house and then won't leave until you give them pudding. Wtf?

2007-12-02 23:30:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 23:28:11 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a whole lot of swede danish were found hidden in their bags, would their smuggling days finnish with norway out of this situation? And will the Australian customs finally get their just dessert for their hard work protecting our borders.

2007-12-02 23:27:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it important to teach patriotic values or should children form their own values?

2007-12-02 23:25:10 · 27 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

My school is closed, even for us teachers!!! Yay!!!

2007-12-02 23:24:02 · 16 answers · asked by Miss T 7 in Polls & Surveys

Are they trying to build good citizens or Hitler Youth? What do you think?

2007-12-02 23:23:59 · 13 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 23:23:41 · 8 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 23:23:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys