Entertainment & Music - 2 December 2007

2007-12-02 20:20:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...bite marks on your neck? If yes, it may have been me. Do you remember?

2007-12-02 20:20:06 · 17 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 20:18:59 · 26 answers · asked by Reina 5 in Polls & Surveys

That person is going to say before they say it?

2007-12-02 20:16:38 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 20:10:25 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did you get it back or still missing it?

Cheers..

2007-12-02 20:09:47 · 23 answers · asked by Dia 5 in Polls & Surveys

i do.

2007-12-02 20:08:41 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

yes I have another corny song stuck in my head! lol

2007-12-02 20:08:26 · 8 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

...or married....

What kind of relationship you have with your partner...? especially if you are female...are your needs met...or you are willing to sacrifice more than your partner does...or is vise versa...?

Thank you in advance.

2007-12-02 19:58:14 · 13 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

When someone questions the obvious give them back a snappy answer. ;)

Snappy Answer #1

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

Snappy Answer #2

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Snappy Answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Snappy Answer #4

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Snappy Answer #5

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention please," she began her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore. "F*** you!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that, too."

And the VERY BEST snappy answer ....

Snappy Answer #6, THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-a*s guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

2007-12-02 19:56:46 · 31 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

He asked the old man,"why are you sitting here on the tomb in this time?"

The poor old man replied casually,"oh,it is very hot inside"pointing to the tomb.

2007-12-02 19:55:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

And what favour would u ask of them in return

2007-12-02 19:55:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any listing or channel. and why do you like it?

2007-12-02 19:55:25 · 13 answers · asked by speck323 4 in Comedy

We all have someone or something we will always Love.

For me its my children, I Love the with all my heart.
xxx

2007-12-02 19:55:25 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and why?
what is so special about this singer to be the best one?
what did that singer do that is so special?
give few songs that you think are the best by that singer

2007-12-02 19:54:54 · 25 answers · asked by Stranger on Earth™ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 5 in Celebrities

I was terrified by the last episode of 4th season.

2007-12-02 19:48:46 · 13 answers · asked by istanbul bogazi in the Queendom 4 in Drama

2007-12-02 19:47:45 · 33 answers · asked by Jenn 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 19:43:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Dear Uncle Walter
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom, in our bed, with a neighbour.
I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was laid off from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs Deidre Usk


Dear Deidre:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
Walter

2007-12-02 19:41:14 · 16 answers · asked by unity 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

"What are you doing?" She exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.

"What are you doing?" He exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

"What are you doing" She asked.

He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."

2007-12-02 19:39:56 · 31 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-02 19:36:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

A young couple were driving home one night.

As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on the side of the road and demanded her boyfriend stop. Taking the baby home, it started shivering.

The woman said, "It's cold. What do I do?"

The man replied, "Put it down between your legs and warm it up."

The lady then asked, "What about the smell?"

The man replied, "I guess just hold its little nose!"

2007-12-02 19:33:54 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Frenchman, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the
Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette
and told me she could never love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,
"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once." he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she
say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

2007-12-02 19:30:23 · 31 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

or do u like it quiet

2007-12-02 19:29:30 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You eat scraps off the floor
You hump a lot of things
You whine and whimper and beg
You roll around on your back a lot
You like to be petted

...or any other ideas you have?

2007-12-02 19:28:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 19:23:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw
in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across the
table. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death
this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the
single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep
breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I
get away with it?"

2007-12-02 19:23:53 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I've asked 126.

2007-12-02 19:23:11 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My friends say that I should not learn the bass guitar since I already have my own electric guitar. Do you think that's reasonable?

2007-12-02 19:20:52 · 10 answers · asked by m.n.m 1 in Other - Music

Are they one of your main favorites? Do you like them? Dislike them? Hate them?

I'm not a big thrash metal fan (I listen to Metallica and Megadeth and like Slayer okay, although I'm looking at bands like Testament and Overkill), but I think Anthrax is okay at best... Maybe I'm judging them too quickly, since I've listened to only one album, but this album was Among the Living, often considered their best work. Maybe I should listen to it again or get more works...

I'm just curious. Nothing special really... Please state your favorite thrash metal bands too.

2007-12-02 19:20:18 · 13 answers · asked by Montag 5 in Rock and Pop