I heard these from someone.
Long:
A blonde drove into a man's truck while on the highway, the man was very angry and pulled her over into a carpark. He drew a circle in chalk on the ground and said "Don't leave this circle!!". He got out a crowbar and smashed all windows of her car, the blonde started giggling. Ignored it he then slashed the tyres, the blonde was laughing hard. The man got even angrier and started smashing everything he could, the blonde was now laughing hysterically. "WHAT, WHAT IS IT?!" the man asked, "While you weren't looking, i stepped out of the circle 3 times, Hehehe".
Short:
-How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it
-How do you get a blonde going to london's window seat? Tell her all seats going to london are in the middle row.
-How do you keep a blonde entertained forever? Write turn over on both sides of a piece of white paper.
-How did the blonde kill a bird? she threw it off a cliff.
-What do you call a blonde at University? A Visitor.
2007-11-30
23:27:33
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