I heard these from someone.
Long:
A blonde drove into a man's truck while on the highway, the man was very angry and pulled her over into a carpark. He drew a circle in chalk on the ground and said "Don't leave this circle!!". He got out a crowbar and smashed all windows of her car, the blonde started giggling. Ignored it he then slashed the tyres, the blonde was laughing hard. The man got even angrier and started smashing everything he could, the blonde was now laughing hysterically. "WHAT, WHAT IS IT?!" the man asked, "While you weren't looking, i stepped out of the circle 3 times, Hehehe".
Short:
-How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it
-How do you get a blonde going to london's window seat? Tell her all seats going to london are in the middle row.
-How do you keep a blonde entertained forever? Write turn over on both sides of a piece of white paper.
-How did the blonde kill a bird? she threw it off a cliff.
-What do you call a blonde at University? A Visitor.
2007-11-30 23:27:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Share some if you want.
2007-11-30 23:30:33 · update #1
How do you know if a blonde has mowed the lawn? The WELCOME mat is in pieces.
2007-11-30 23:36:56 · update #2
Why do blonde's love lightning? They think there picture is being taken.
2007-11-30 23:38:59 · update #3
What do Smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You hear about them but never see them.
2007-11-30 23:40:00 · update #4
There's the one about a blonde asking for some fish and chips in a library but I'm rubbish at telling jokes so I won't. I like that one though.
2007-11-30 23:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by Peter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol she is the best thanks
The blonde's decides to go to Vegas for the weekend and at a t-junction the sign said Vegas Left - so they turned around
2007-12-01 07:31:25 · answer #2 · answered by cheri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did the blonde die?
the cow sat down
What do you call a pimple on a blondes bum?
a brain tumor
2007-12-01 07:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by Kim from Sydney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know when a blonde's been using the computer - theres tippex on the screen ^_^
Blonde has her hair dyed and is now brunette. Shes driving down a road when she see's sheep in a field and a farmer hearding them up. She thinks they are so nice so she stops and walks over to the farmer.
"If i guess how many sheep you have can i have one?" she askes
the farmer thinking that she won't know tells her yes.
"157" she says
the farmer is amazed she got it right and keeps his promise and lets her choose. 10 minuets later she is sitting in her car aftre choosing and the farmer walks up to her..
"if i guess your real hair colour can i have my dog back?"
2007-12-01 07:48:57 · answer #4 · answered by Unseelie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought the 1st one was pretty funny
2007-12-01 07:33:48 · answer #5 · answered by generalms02 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
Heres a few from another user
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlyipsYbzEjz6jM22KuovEEAAAAA;_ylv=3?qid=20071201013107AAsXEZF
2007-12-01 07:35:21 · answer #6 · answered by internetghost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol [: I like the first one!
2007-12-03 17:32:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
quality
2007-12-01 07:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by dennis747 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!!!
I'm laughing my head off!!!
Also LMFAO!!!
2007-12-01 07:31:34 · answer #9 · answered by A Penangite named David® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-01 07:35:29 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋