Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2007

...and not suffer so much and cry for him...that he is gone....?

2007-11-29 23:58:39 · 15 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Bill says, "OK, I`m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I`ll do it." 2 hours later, he comes back carrying a 6-pack.

Charlie says, "Where did you get that, Bill?" "Steve`s wife gave it to me."

"That`s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"

Bill says,"Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, `You must be Steve`s widow.`"

She said, "`No, I`m not a widow."

And I said, "Wanna bet me a six-pack?"

2007-11-29 23:58:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Once a smart politician decides to marry his son. He calls his son and order him to marry a girl of his choice.

Son : Dad I am not yet made-up my mind to marry, hence I am not interested.

Dad : Do you know who the girl is ? she is daugther of Bill Gates.

Son : Okey. Then no problem I will get married.

The smart dad will go to Bill Gates and tells - an eligible bachelar is there in my view as a groom, are u interested in marrying your daughter to him.

Bill Gates : No I am not interested.
Smart Dad : Do u know who is the boy ? He is Vice President of World Bank.

Bill Gates : Okey. Then I will. Please proceed.

Then the smart politician will go to World Bank President and tells him - there is a bright boy - would you appoint him as Vice President of the World Bank.
President : Already we have several, not interested.
Smart Politician : Do u know who the boy is, he is son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: : Okey . I will accommodate one more.

2007-11-29 23:57:27 · 16 answers · asked by philos_offer55 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Why? Why not?

2007-11-29 23:56:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

even if it is just for a little while?

I dare say they may work better than drinking for me....course its too early to get drunk just yet

2007-11-29 23:56:21 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:56:10 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Except your alarm clock

2007-11-29 23:55:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:54:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know the answer ,first one to get it right gets the points.
xxx

2007-11-29 23:53:46 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:53:25 · 6 answers · asked by godgrace 2 in Horoscopes

on Christmas

2007-11-29 23:53:13 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:51:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or do I look to creepy? haha be honest my own mother would not touch me with a stick : [

2007-11-29 23:51:02 · 26 answers · asked by Pakm@n86 3 in Polls & Surveys

When putting lights on your Christmas tree do you like just one color or multi colors ?

2007-11-29 23:50:57 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tool?...........

2007-11-29 23:50:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

your left leg or your right?

2007-11-29 23:50:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What are you listening to?

2007-11-29 23:50:14 · 10 answers · asked by ♣Kellina♣ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:49:30 · 31 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:49:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Apparently it was part of a proven study.
xxx

2007-11-29 23:48:26 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Dear All

My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past
year ........

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat **** in
the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with
every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same
reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl
(Penny Brown); who is about to die in the hospital for the
1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I
receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending
me for participating in their special e-mail program .

Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split $7
million with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a
customer who died intestate.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels
looking out for me. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like
a water buffalo on a hot day.


Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if
I forward e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
minutes. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it
can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy petrol without taking a man along to watch the
car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling
up.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial
a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica,
Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big
brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant
death when it bites my bum.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't even pick up the $5.00 I found dropped in the car park
because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting
underneath my car to grab my leg.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the
next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on your head
at 5:00pm this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest
your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump.

I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of
my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's
cousin's beautician.

By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study
has discovered that people with low IQ who have infrequent sexual
activity always read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
Best wishes,

2007-11-29 23:48:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. insects / bugs
2. the opposite sex
3. reptiles
4. clowns
5. drunk drivers
6. UFO's / aliens
7. ghosts / spirits
8. your temper
9. heights
10. food poisoning
More than one answer is cool..=)

thanx~

2007-11-29 23:48:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:48:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

spend all this time on here when youve got other fings you SHOULD be doin!

2007-11-29 23:47:04 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I hate cruising along at 30 miles an hour only to slam on my breaks to get to 2 miles an hour behind these manly trucks. Anybody else see this?

2007-11-29 23:46:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:45:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters
had two spoons in their vest pockets. Upon being asked, one waiter
said, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware are spoons,
therefore we keep them for replacement."
Then the customer noticed that a string was hanging out of all the
waiters' flies and asked what the string was for. "The string is for
us to go to the bathroom," explained the waiter, "that way, when we
pull it, it shoots and aims right away. Then we don't have to stop to
wash our hands."
The customer asked, "Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you
get it back in?"
The waiter whispered confidentially, "I don't know about the others,
but I use the two spoons."

2007-11-29 23:44:14 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

1. the Northpole
2. tropical Island
3. New York City
4. a desert
5. Disney World
6. a car wash
7. a Hospital
8. small country town
9. mobile home park
10. Paris,France
More than one answer is cool,a combo may be fitting for you..=)

thanx~

2007-11-29 23:43:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:42:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three places/countries you'd love to visit? I'd love to go to Italy, America, Dubai...From what i've heard and seen of Dubai, its very pretty, hot and relaxing...Thanks guys...:) :) Angel

2007-11-29 23:42:49 · 22 answers · asked by †100% Angel† 6 in Polls & Surveys