At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters
had two spoons in their vest pockets. Upon being asked, one waiter
said, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware are spoons,
therefore we keep them for replacement."
Then the customer noticed that a string was hanging out of all the
waiters' flies and asked what the string was for. "The string is for
us to go to the bathroom," explained the waiter, "that way, when we
pull it, it shoots and aims right away. Then we don't have to stop to
wash our hands."
The customer asked, "Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you
get it back in?"
The waiter whispered confidentially, "I don't know about the others,
but I use the two spoons."
2007-11-29 23:44:14 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Definitely funny!
2007-11-29 23:48:48 · answer #1 · answered by Boy, Interrupted 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch ... a bit GROSS...
Well --- next time I'll take care
of the Waiter with the TWO SPOONS....
Thanks for the advice... Aaron.
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Guess, You'd liked a star!?
2007-11-29 23:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like spoons can come in handy after all, but I wouldn't like stirring my coffee with them. Lol
2007-11-30 03:51:57 · answer #3 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe they were all great jokes,even the oldie goldies,the ones I heard before and the ones in my inbox.thank you for the larfs !
2007-11-30 01:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny indeed . A star of course.
2007-11-29 23:54:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, hilarious, will never go to a restaurant again, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-30 00:13:07 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Definitely a star :)
2007-11-29 23:53:31 · answer #7 · answered by Caity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must be thick didn't get this one sorry
The Penny will drop later I expect
2007-11-29 23:50:27 · answer #8 · answered by julz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Nice one!
A star for u!!
2007-11-29 23:51:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think i'd been to this restaurant.
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2007-11-29 23:49:53 · answer #10 · answered by yatzky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋